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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Apropos: Raw sewage hits the Golden Globe Awards
2014-01-13
It was a mad dash to scrub the red carpet ahead of Sunday's Golden Globes after a pipe burst, spewing liquid some say smelled of sewage across the pathway for the stars.
They're actors. Being really, really good at pretending everything is other than the evidence suggests is why they're all dressed up.
Black water gushed onto horrified members of the international press awaiting the arrival of Hollywood glitziest stars dressed in their finest gala attire.

The press fled from the spill as the Beverly Hills Fire Department rushed to the scene to clean up the smelly mess in front of Hollywood's famous Beverly Hilton Hotel.
Posted by:badanov

#9  Oh, so now they worry about their content.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-01-13 18:32  

#8  So how could they tell the difference of what came out of the pipe from the sludge Hollywood has been spewing for years?
Posted by: DarthVader   2014-01-13 11:26  

#7  Anybody check to see if Lady Gaga came flying out of the pipes?
Posted by: Charles   2014-01-13 11:07  

#6  Metaphor?
Posted by: Iblis   2014-01-13 10:36  

#5  If'n I didn't know better, I'd say "check for explosives".
Posted by: Pappy   2014-01-13 10:34  

#4  "The lord"* has been very active recently with ice-boats too. Though shalt not commit climate-hubris seems to be #1 in the "intervention" list.


*I'm not a botherer.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2014-01-13 09:31  

#3  file under - Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-01-13 08:38  

#2  The press fled from the spill as the Beverly Hills Fire Department rushed to the scene to clean up the smelly mess.

Luckily, the US Army Corps of Engineers or FEMA were not needed. 'Federal' assistance would have been much costlier. I always call the local fire department for plumbing cleanups.

[sarc off]
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-13 04:48  

#1  D *** NG IT, this is a job for SUUUPER-PARIS -'Cuzin Paris, 'Cuzin Paris, 'Cuzin Paris please report to the courtesy desk ASAP please!

["BATMAN" TV SERIES ANTHEM here].
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-01-13 00:12  

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