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| Flatulent cows start fire at dairy farm |
| 2014-01-28 |
High levels of the gas had built up in the structure in the central German town of Rasdorf, then "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames," the force said in a statement. One cow was treated for burns, a police spokesman added. Gosh, I hate it when that happens. |
| Posted by:Au Auric |
| #13 Fire investigators are grilling the cows to see who done done it. |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-01-28 22:32 |
| #12 What were the cows eating? Dried Distillers Grain Solubles? |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-01-28 20:33 |
| #11 Check the fire extinguishers at the capital; flatulence will be plentiful tonight. |
| Posted by: Airandee 2014-01-28 19:29 |
| #10 Miss o'Leary's cow, to the courtesy phone! |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-01-28 16:18 |
| #9 We will roam free like the buffalo; and hold our large heads high. This is what happens when you take their guns. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-01-28 14:28 |
| #8 Hey, ya'll watch what happens when I light this fart! |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-01-28 12:11 |
| #7 Meth |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-01-28 10:47 |
| #6 I don't believe it. The concentration has to be just right for an explosion to occur, about 13%, if I remember my Mythbusters correctly, and the spark has to be just right. Nope, I'm smelling urban legend not cow farts. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2014-01-28 09:49 |
| #5 MissSteak |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2014-01-28 08:46 |
| #4 I think Gore should personally investigate this type of occurrence. Vigourously. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2014-01-28 08:06 |
| #3 Pure, clean, natural gas. Without fracking! |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2014-01-28 08:03 |
| #2 I once fell for the 'ol pull my udder joke. Very funny. |
| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2014-01-28 05:38 |
| #1 See! Cow farts do cause global warming. |
| Posted by: Chuck 2014-01-28 00:36 |