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Yeti Sighting in New England
2014-02-01
A resident in rural Maine, whose name was not reported, told a publication dedicated to sightings of mythical beings he -- or she -- saw a "white bigfoot."
The report surfaced in Cryptozoology News, a publication that tracks purported sightings of yetis, mermaids, leprechauns and other mythical creatures.

It was made by a person identified only as M.P., who lives in Litchfield, Maine, WMTW-TV, Portland reported.

"I never thought I'd get to see something like this," the report stated. "I've always laughed at all these bigfoot nuts, I had my reasons. Now I guess I'm the crazy one here. Unless it was a very good hoax played on me, that could be, but I tell you again, it ain't easy for a man to make those kind of moves. That didn't look human to me."

Some local residents weren't so sure.

"Most likely, its one of the big hairy guys around here, roaming around," said Litchfield resident Percy Gowell.
Posted by:Au Auric

#5  :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-02-01 23:56  

#4  
Yetis by a stream
Smelly, gentle herbivores
Bigfoot in Vermont

Sleeping deep in caves
Scat piles on a mountainside
Bigfoot in Vermont

Apemen abominable, they sing by the highway
And howl at the outskirts of town
Tourists they meet in this romantic setting
Are so traumatized by the lovely...

Scratching at their fleas
Nibbling on some maple bark
Bigfoot in Vermont

Tall tales and fables, they laugh at them all day
And relish each 'Coast' episode
People they meet in this romantic setting
Are so scandalized as the wobbly...

Drunken yeti pees
Maple syrup on the snow
Bigfoot in Vermont
Y-E-T-I night out in Vermont
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-02-01 23:24  

#3  ...has Mooch been using hair-lightener..?
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-02-01 22:49  

#2  I mean, Maine?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-02-01 20:35  

#1  Wasn't me.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-02-01 20:35  

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