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Maine Police Investigating Screams Find Happy Pig
2014-02-06
Police responding to reports of screaming coming from a home in Maine didn't find a victim of domestic violence as they feared. Instead, they found an amorous pig.

State police say a woman called last week after hearing what she believed to be a fight coming from a neighbor's home in the town of China. The caller said she heard screaming and thought there was a domestic assault.

The Morning Sentinel reports that four state troopers responded and talked to the neighbor. The neighbor explained that she raises pigs and the screaming was coming from an overjoyed male pig that had been placed in a pen with five sows in heat.

Police say there was no assault and no disturbance "other than the screaming male pig."
Posted by:Au Auric

#5  I'll have the 'Happy Pig', white rice, and egg rolls please.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-02-06 18:35  

#4  Wilbur, or Freddy?
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2014-02-06 18:01  

#3  Apparently the male hadn't been laid in a while.

And 5 women... who wouldn't scream in delight!?!?!
Posted by: DarthVader   2014-02-06 13:57  

#2  There's a joke here based on the Dog Ate My Homework... but I'm too genteel to lay it out....
Posted by: Chailet Unase8653   2014-02-06 12:45  

#1  Police say there was no assault and no disturbance "other than the screaming male pig."

...apparently similar to complaints arising at Wellesley College.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-02-06 07:37  

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