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| -Lurid Crime Tales- |
| Allah arrested for theft of 300 year old Stradivarius fiddle. |
| 2014-02-07 |
| [Jihad Watch] MILWAUKEE -- Milwaukee coppers have announced the names of the people they believe stole a 300-year-old Stradivarius violin worth six million dollars. Coppers have also confirmed the recovery of the rare violin over on East Smith Street. 36-year-old Universal Allah, 41-year-old Salah Jones and an unnamed female were arrested by Milwaukee cops on February 3rd. The Milwaukee County District Attorney's Office plans to have charges filed and a criminal complaint issued by February 7th. Police believe the trio robbed Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra Concertmaster Frank Almond of the Stradivarius violin after a concert at Wisconsin Lutheran College on January 27th around 10:20 p.m. Police say Almond was approached by two of the suspects in a parking lot and tased. This is a stick up. You got any dough? No, only this old fiddle worth 6 million dollars. Please don't shoot me again. Almond dropped the violin, and the suspects stole the expensive violin. The victim reported to police the suspects were a man and a woman. Milwaukee Police Chief Ed Flynn says his department contacted taser vendors, and were able to use information obtained to find one of the suspects. Yea, he's a regular. Tried to pawn a trombone once. He also likes Blue Grass mountain music. Police executed a five search warrants in search of the violin without finding anything. Universal Allah told investigators the violin was hidden in a house on E. Smith St. Police found the violin hidden inside a suitcase located in the house's attic. Allah told police the owner of the home had no idea the violin was in his house. Take us to the fiddle and we'll go easy on yaz, now sing! |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #7 If you'll cut class for any Mary Jane's caress, But lately tests show you've developed CRS, Get more than you're used to from your blunts! Wow your stoner chums with sick mnemonic stunts! They'll fire your synapses and clean your points -- Smoke Allah's Universal Knowledge Joints! p.s. I do not partake, nor endorse. Tried it long ago and was deemed cool by the lit brigade for years thereafter, but for some reason I never took to it. Probably wanted to avoid the middleman and get straight to the munchies. |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-02-07 20:43 |
| #6 Too bad they were just fiddlin' around. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-02-07 18:52 |
| #5 Universal Allah, damn now that's a power name right there. I've a mind to TradeMark Universal Allah Wrench and sell it on TeeVee in the early AM. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-02-07 17:10 |
| #4 Touche a la droit; match to Al Auric |
| Posted by: Harcourt Forkbeard4859 2014-02-07 15:16 |
| #3 Always figured Universal Allah was a Klepto |
| Posted by: Au Auric 2014-02-07 15:06 |
| #2 Go to your room. ;-) |
| Posted by: gorb 2014-02-07 14:38 |
| #1 String him up. /pun intended. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-02-07 14:23 |