 Chittagong, Apr 11 (UNB) -- Police arrested local top terror Ismail Hossain alias Tempo
| Soon to be featured in a crossfire... |
following a gunfight in the city's Shamserpara area early Friday.
| Good luck finding that one in Google Maps... |
Police said they had secret information
| ...thanks to Mahmoud the Weasel... |
that Ismail along with his associates was holding a clandestine meeting in the area under Chandgaon Police Station
| He held a clandestine meeting at the Police Station? Why not just offer donuts to the RAB? |
to chalk out
| ...the spot where his body was going to be placed... |
plans to commit terrorist activists, and they appeared in the area around 1am.
| Late for the local coppe shoppe, early for the RAB... |
Sensing the presence of police,
| "Hark! My spider sense! It tingles!" |
Ismail and his associates fired gunshots at the law enforcers, triggering a gunfight.
| Police were honor-bound to shoot back... |
During the brief gunfight, Ismail suffered bullet wounds.
| Right where he chalked out... |
Later, police arrested bullet-hit Ismail
| "Hokay, Ismail or Tempo or whatever you calls yourself, youse coming wit us." |
from the spot
"Which spot?"
"THAT spot! Right there at the chalk outline!" |
and took him to Chittagong Medical College Hospital,
| Not a level 1 trauma center, but that won't matter much in the near future... |
said Syed Abdur Rauf, officer-in-charge of Chandgaon Police Station.
His cohorts, however, managed to flee the scene.
| As if they'd never been there in the first place... |
Four policemen were also injured in the gunfight, claimed the OC.
| A splinter, a hernia and two bruised egos... |
Ismail was a listed criminal of the city and
| ...wanted in twelve systems... |
accused in 20 cases, including of Killing, extortion and snatching, filed with different police Stations. |