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| 82 year-old Man accused of flying kite naked |
| 2014-06-30 |
| Police in northeastern Ohio say an 82-year-old man was cited for flying a kite while he was naked. Officers say they received calls earlier this week about a bald man without any clothes who was flying a kite at the Summit County Fairgrounds. Police say the man initially denied being naked, but he had to search through a pair of pants on the passenger seat when he was asked for identification. "Ah, but I am wearing clothes! Brand new ones! Of course the common herd can't see them..." The Akron Beacon Journal reports the Cuyahoga Falls man was cited for disorderly conduct Wednesday and told not to return to fairgrounds. But police say the man went back to the fairgrounds fully clothed the next day. He told officers he was looking for kite-flying spots for his friends. He was given another citation for criminal trespassing. |
| Posted by:Pappy |
| #8 Testing out Mr. Obama's substitute for "Mom Jeans?" |
| Posted by: Uncle Phester 2014-06-30 12:58 |
| #7 Him: Hey, Honey, are you ready? Her: Go fly a kite. ..the rest is history (at least on the Cuyahoga Falls police blotter). |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2014-06-30 11:49 |
| #6 Well I guess that's one way to get it up. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2014-06-30 11:27 |
| #5 Thanks, Raj. Another thing for my bucket list. |
| Posted by: Pappy 2014-06-30 10:52 |
| #4 So if I'm wearing diapers & a bowler hat and belting out 'Helter Skelter' whilst flying the kite, they're cool with it? In Madison, WI., you'd be joined by multitudes of similar-minded folks, Raj. (not that you'd want them, they'd just show up) |
| Posted by: Mullah Richard 2014-06-30 07:59 |
| #3 So if I'm wearing diapers & a bowler hat and belting out 'Helter Skelter' whilst flying the kite, they're cool with it? |
| Posted by: Raj 2014-06-30 06:46 |
| #2 Had he lived around here, his actions would have prompted an annual kite fly, farmer's market, and car show. I hope I can still drive and locate the Fairgrounds at 82. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-06-30 04:19 |
| #1 Got that one thing marked off his Bucket List tho didn't he? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-06-30 02:25 |