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Giant Anteaters Kill Two Hunters in Brazil |
2014-07-27 |
![]() Important safety tip here. Keep a sharp eye out. The long-nosed, hairy mammals are not typically aggressive toward people and are considered a vulnerable species by the International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN), largely due to deforestation and human settlements that encroach on their territory. However, |
Posted by:Fred |
#13 they have poor vision and if frightened, they may defend themselves with front claws that are as long as pocketknives. Sounds like my last date! |
Posted by: AlmostAnonuymous5839 2014-07-27 19:13 |
#12 Ultra PC UCI will probably change their murderous, racist mascot now. |
Posted by: Otto Slerese5315 2014-07-27 17:08 |
#11 on weekends I sleep in til 4:30 |
Posted by: Frank G 2014-07-27 12:49 |
#10 But then, I will never get up as early as Commodore Frank, so I think upon that great Scottish song, and I know I yam blessed..... Breakfast in My Bed on Sunday Morning I never, never worry, worry, and I never, never grieve. I take things nice and easy - what I canna take, I leave. I work the whole week round, frae early morn till late at nicht. On Saturday, I eagerly look forword wae delicht to.... Chorus Beautiful Sunday! I wish it would never come Monday! What joy, what great delicht it is, to hear the kirk bells ring! I wouldn't miss their welcome sound, no not for anythin' When they commence to ring, I rise, but if it looks like rain, I fill my pipe, then licht it, and go back to bed again on... Chorus (twice) |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2014-07-27 12:35 |
#9 Dang it, Commodore Frank, you stole my thunder again! Got to get up earlier on Sunday morning....... |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2014-07-27 12:17 |
#8 Don't let Obama know about this or he will try to get refugee status for them because 1) they are vulnerable 2) they are dangerous to society. |
Posted by: Ebbinelet Omusoling8390 2014-07-27 11:06 |
#7 tip: don't bring a knife to an Anteater fight |
Posted by: Frank G 2014-07-27 10:46 |
#6 And stay there, Charles. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2014-07-27 10:40 |
#5 You can piss off a giant anteater just so much... |
Posted by: ed in texas 2014-07-27 09:25 |
#4 Those hunters must have ANTagonized the them. /goes to room |
Posted by: Charles 2014-07-27 07:51 |
#3 Dress like an ant and this is what happens... |
Posted by: Incredulous 2014-07-27 04:38 |
#2 Giant anteaters eat mainly insects but they also enjoy citrus and avocados..... or the occasional careless hunter. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2014-07-27 03:36 |
#1 These are big anteaters, I mean really big. Why, my aunt in Oxnard had a stroke. Got to get this furniture to Yuma.. |
Posted by: Fairbanks, Sr., Douglas 2014-07-27 03:04 |