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| Dog elected mayor in Minnesota |
| 2014-08-14 |
 [MYFOXNY] A small Minnesota village has a new mayor. Duke, the dog is Cormorant's newest mayor.The 12 people who live there elected the 7-year-old dog as its leader. Duke may not understand politics too well but he's been doing a great job guarding the town. He even makes sure cars aren't going past the speed limit. Duke will be sworn in on Sunday. He won't be getting a salary, but a pet store has agreed to donate a year's supply of food to reward Duke for his service. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #5 It does plain Ventura, and Frankenstein. People in Minn are idiots. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2014-08-14 19:14 |
| #4 "Vote for Duke. More intelligence ethics, and better looking than Franken and Jesse-the-widow-suer" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2014-08-14 16:33 |
| #3 A Somalian scavenging maven Stalked its namesake American haven, But Duke, off his tether, Soon coughed up a feather Of African shaven sea-raven. |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-08-14 11:44 |
| #2 :) To their senses indeed. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-08-14 04:45 |
| #1 We laughed when they elected Jesse Ventura governor. We were dumbfounded when they elected Al Franken as Senator. This I take as a sign the good people of Minnesota are finally coming to their senses. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2014-08-14 01:52 |