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Home Front: Politix
Kerry: God Wants Me to Save Muslim Countries from Global Warming
2014-09-05
*sigh* January, 2017 can't be nearly so far away as it appears...
[WHITEHOUSEDOSSIER] Secretary of State John Kerry today deployed logic to the effect of, God "created the heavens and the earth" and therefore God wants him to stop global warming and especially to do this to help Muslim countries, which are particularly imperiled.
Posted by:Fred

#11  Hopefully God will save the rest of us from morons.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-05 19:16  

#10  maybe God was for global warming before He was against it
Posted by: lord garth   2014-09-05 16:48  

#9  For some reason I keep seeing the image of a fly with a defective wing buzzing in tight circles on the floor. It's seared into my memory, I tell yuh!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2014-09-05 16:13  

#8  I thought they already put NASA on this problem.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2014-09-05 15:03  

#7  he's hinting at running again in 2016 , based on his "successes" at DOS, same as the Hildebeast
Posted by: Frank G   2014-09-05 13:12  

#6  And that, friends and neighbors, is the definition of insanity.
Posted by: Ebbath Hatfield9634   2014-09-05 11:17  

#5  Kerry: God Wants Me to Save Muslim Countries from Global Warming

Oh, Which God?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2014-09-05 11:03  

#4  I like the part where he is up on the campaign trail stage groping John Edwards. It was deeper than friendly football too.
And who can forget the iconic image of Kerry saluting.

They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

Olus Kerry gave the term "swift-boating" to the language. I mean, that's a legacy right there.
Posted by: Big Thromoth3646   2014-09-05 06:46  

#3  should have retired . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2014-09-05 01:06  

#2  Is there anything not wrong with this?

This would certainly be a shorter list than the things that are wrong with it.

I think it's long past time he retired.
Posted by: gorb   2014-09-05 01:06  

#1  Is there anything not wrong with this?
Posted by: newc   2014-09-05 01:04  

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