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Home Front: Culture Wars
11 Ways You Know You Live In A Country Run By Idiots
2014-09-12
h/t Sarah Hoyt
1. If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally, you live in a country run by idiots.

2. If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion, you live in a country run by idiots.

3. If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote on who runs the government, you live in a country run by idiots.

4. If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy leaders in Egypt, you live in a country run by idiots.

5. If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat, you live in a country run by idiots.

6. If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched, you live in a country run by idiots.

7. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more, you live in a country run by idiots.

8. If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of grade school for saying his teacher's "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable, you live in a country run by idiots.

9. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones, you live in a country run by idiots.

10. If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working, with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can't find work, you live in a country run by idiots.

11. If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government, you live in a country run by idiots.
Posted by:g(r)omgoru

#5  If, as a country, you elect a community organizer who has never had to meet a payroll, and has zero experience managing people or a company, or even a group; to the highest position in government - solely because of the color of his skin, you live in a country run by idiots.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-09-12 23:22  

#4  If you cannot call Muslim terrorists 'Islamists' but have no problem calling tea party members 'racists' with no evidence then you know you live in a country run by an idiot.
Posted by: Airandee    2014-09-12 20:52  

#3  13. If the NSA vacuums up every scrap of info on US citizens, but the government can't keep track of illegal aliens in the country because that would violate their right to privacy, then you live in a country run by idiots (who sere elected by idiots).
Posted by: Snineting Whainter4943   2014-09-12 20:14  

#2  ...and lastly.

12. If you pick a retired Marine General [who you have cleared in an investigation centered on 'conduct unbecoming'] to lead a counterinsurgency effort, you know you live in a country run by idiots.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-09-12 20:01  

#1  It's heading towards what is called an "Idiocracy." It was happens when the people realize they can vote themselves money out of the treasury.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-12 19:34  

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