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And Pudgy's Getting... Larger
2014-09-19
Portly despot Fat Boy Kim Jong-un is absolutely crackers -- about Swiss cheese.

The tubby North Korean dictator has become hooked on Emmental and has gorged on so much that he has ballooned in size and is now walking with a limp.

The 31-year-old fell in love with the holey treat when he was a student in Switzerland.

He now imports it for his own consumption, while millions of his citizens starve.
All that cheese? The poor man must be dreadfully constipated, which would account for some of the ballooning and the funny walk -- he must be dreadfully uncomfortable.
We can fix that...
Posted by:Raj

#5  Pudgy isn't bigger. It's just that the world's gotten small. /Norma
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-09-19 16:05  

#4  Heh. Headline writer channeling Airplane!
Also, looks like he fired (and ate) his barber...
Posted by: PBMcL   2014-09-19 13:48  

#3  Importing Swiss cheese should be an opportunity for us to poison this chubby POS.
Posted by: Airandee   2014-09-19 12:47  

#2  Perhaps not as uncomfortable as his official photographers.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-09-19 12:41  

#1  He now imports it for his own consumption, while millions of his citizens starve.

nonsense. They get the holes
Posted by: Frank G   2014-09-19 12:09  

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