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Decision nears on Amanda Bynes' treatment; brain 'microchip' tweet is key |
2014-10-14 |
[EDITION.CNN] Amanda Bynes' claim that a microchip implanted in her brain made her tweet bad things about her father could be key evidence in keeping the actress in a mental facility, according to experts. Bynes, 28, was admitted to a Pasadena, Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,, facility on an involuntary emergency psychiatric hold Friday, but a probable cause hearing must be held this week if her doctors want to keep her there. Her admission to Las Encinas Hospital came hours after Bynes posted a series of tweets alleging her father verbally, physically and sexually abused her. However, there is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened... she disavowed responsibility for the accusations in a tweet a short time later: "My dad never did any of those things The microchip in my brain made me say those things but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me." |
Posted by:Fred |
#12 Beat me to it, #6 Dr. Steve. Who?, indeed. |
Posted by: Barbara 2014-10-14 16:02 |
#11 The marketing strategy is very |
Posted by: Besoeker 2014-10-14 14:23 |
#10 "... but he's the one that ordered them to microchip me." Where can you order a brain chip? Black market Ebay? |
Posted by: Whereter Ebbenter4423 2014-10-14 14:09 |
#9 |
Posted by: 3dc 2014-10-14 14:05 |
#8 Now she plays in AA. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-10-14 13:25 |
#7 Minor league Lindsay Lohan... |
Posted by: tu3031 2014-10-14 13:21 |
#6 Who?? |
Posted by: Steve White 2014-10-14 08:57 |
#5 No more texting. Our thumbs will soon be liberated! Everyone a transformer. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2014-10-14 05:50 |
#4 Alan Watt on Eugenics, Psychopathy, Mass Control & the Brain Chip - Patrick Timpone Show April 2009 |
Posted by: Besoeker 2014-10-14 05:41 |
#3 You go girl... You know I met the President recently and I said, ‘You’re so handsome I can’t speak properly’....where did that remark come from ?.... Amanda do you think I have that microchip, too ? |
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow 2014-10-14 01:36 |
#2 Oops Amanda, you have let The Secret out, the real reason for Obe-care, Brain Microchip Implants, which will be brought to you subsidized, by the fine folks at Google. |
Posted by: Boss Elmatch2360 2014-10-14 01:19 |
#1 Who put the microchip in her dad's brain, that made him do all those awful things? Huh? |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2014-10-14 01:02 |