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| 2014-11-07 |
| Years ago, when I was covering education for a newspaper in Georgia — when my oldest daughter (now 25) was in kindergarten and my twin sons (now 22) were just toddlers — I came to the conclusion that “sex education” in schools is (a) morally corrupting and (b) a harmful waste of taxpayer money. As to point (a) just think about your typical public school teacher. Have you seen these people? Have you ever had a conversation with a public school teacher? Are you aware that students pursuing education degrees, on average, have the lowest SAT scores of any college major? If you are sufficiently literate to read and comprehend this sentence, congratulations: You’re smarter than a fifth-grade teacher! If you are more intelligent than the average public-school teacher, why the hell would you trust one of those hopeless dullards to teach your kids about sex? Might as well send your kid to the Post Office or Department of Motor Vehicles to ask a random bureaucrat about sex. More: Workshop at Harvard: "Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground: How to Tell the Difference." FACT: 17% of male Harvard students did not know how to have an erection until they learned it at a #SexWeek workshop. The other 83% are gay. More at the link... |
| Posted by:badanov |
| #8 Wasn't Obumbles going to appoint someone as Education Czar (or the lesser post of Secretary) or something which supported teaching all sorts of deviant 'sex' behaviour in elementry school - including but not limited to 'fisting'. As I recall he had a website and a 'kit' he gave out. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2014-11-07 18:40 |
| #7 The only beings dumber than the teachers are half the parents, which is why they ended up having to teach sex ed in schools. The important part being: this is a condom. Use it or you might get aids/hepatitis/chlamydia/pregnant. |
| Posted by: Anon1 2014-11-07 18:35 |
| #6 Oooooo, you said punch and sex in the same headline! I'm all trembly now! |
| Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2014-11-07 09:42 |
| #5 ...I think the separation there is measured in picometers. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2014-11-07 08:56 |
| #4 Gather all the students on graduation day. Organize them by major and then line them up by group IQ from highest to lowest. The El Ed majors will be at the end. And right next to them will be the J-school grads. |
| Posted by: Steve White 2014-11-07 08:09 |
| #3 I do Shipman, the worst one I ever had, and she was as vapid as the smoke from my cigarette. |
| Posted by: Woodrow Thud3213 2014-11-07 08:03 |
| #2 I'll just fall back on "Those who can, do, and those who can't, teach." |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2014-11-07 07:47 |
| #1 Old quote from PJ O'Rourke (I think) "If you've ever f@@@ed an Elementary Ed major you know exactly what's wrong with the school system" |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-11-07 06:45 |