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2014-12-31
[TribLive] A threatening note penned on toilet paper helped unravel a robbery attempt at a Uniontown pizza shop, according to police.

Eric W. Frey, 29, of Uniontown is charged with walking into Michael Maria's Pizza on East Fayette Street shortly before 8 p.m. Saturday and handing an employee a note handwritten in black ink on a scrap of toilet paper, police said.

The note read, “I have a gun. Give me $300,” according to court documents.
Remember, the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#5  Why only $300?

Either he didn't want to be seen as greedy, or because "one million dollars" was already used.
Posted by: Pappy   2014-12-31 11:28  

#4  Why only $300?
Why not get it all as long as you're there?
Would a small town pizza shop be able to break a $100 bill, much less hand over $300?
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2014-12-31 10:48  

#3  Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee, John. That's funny.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-12-31 09:43  

#2  In Frey's bathroom, police found a recently opened package of toilet paper on a table. One of the rolls had “writing engraved in it that matched the exact wording on the piece of toilet paper that Frey handed” to the pizza shop employee, Kolencik said.

A complete wipeout?
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-12-31 09:17  

#1  Perhaps this was spawned by earlier crimes













ACA - Affordable Care Act aka Obamacare

Posted by: Flart Prince of the Huns3989   2014-12-31 09:12  

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