Youse'll never take me alive coppers!... [BANG!]... Ow!... I quit!
Frenchie Fritz-Joly Joachin, a self-confessed "old friend" of the Charlie Hebdo
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A lefty French satirical magazine, home of what may well be the majority if the active testicles left in Europe...attackers, he was not the first suspected Islamist trying to cross the EU's south-eastern border into Turkey.