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Pig Eats Owner's Pot, Man Has A Meltdown
2015-02-06
After his pet pig ate all of his marijuana, a furious Ohio man went on a drinking binge that resulted in his bust Saturday for disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, police report.

While the pig, named Millie, ended up with pot in her belly, she is not a pot-bellied pig, based on a review of photos of the animal.

Investigators say that Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof alcohol
Yup, that'll do it..
Spohn threatened to harm himself during several 911 calls, according to a Washington County Sheriff’s Office report.
Posted by:Hupineger Glomomp0036

#7  Damn, Dolly Parton looks so beautiful in those rosy glasses, I'm raising my glass of Hawaiian Punch and Everclear to you my dear, by the way have you got any maryjane on you, Baby ?
Posted by: Big Gonque2947   2015-02-06 23:34  

#6  Pigs in grass houses shouldn't get stoned
Posted by: European Conservative   2015-02-06 15:54  

#5  #3 Pot Roast, Chris?

A winner!
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-02-06 13:35  

#4  Everclear comes in "single" serve or five gallon "party bucket"...

"When you need to drown your sorrows, remember there is Everclear."

At Everclear, we care, a list of Taxi Services, Bail Bondsmen and Funeral Homes are listed on the back of every label.


Posted by: Zenobia Ulomotle9924   2015-02-06 10:16  

#3  Pot Roast, Chris?
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2015-02-06 10:00  

#2  Millie would have been supper.
Posted by: chris   2015-02-06 07:39  

#1  LOL Everclear mentioned!
Posted by: Shipman   2015-02-06 06:27  

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