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'Offensive' bird genitals? Prudish ISIS bans pigeon breeding | |||
2015-06-04 | |||
![]() "No squab for you!" According to the Daily Mail, a senior ISIS cleric, issued the decree after the group claimed the sight of the birds’ genitals is offensive to Islam. Zat mean Moslems can't eat anything with genitalia? In the decree, which was written in Arabic, pigeon breeders were given one week to stop the practice or face public flogging. "Things without genitalia" kinda narrows the field of edibles, doesn't it? The short document, which was allegedly made public senior administrators, starts with a warning to locals who keep pigeons on the roof of their houses. In fact, it'd narrow the field to invertebrates and vegetation.
I guess they could eat worms, and maybe crickets and that sort of thing. A lobster would probably be pushing the envelope.
Mutton would certainly be forbidden, as would lamb. In January, the group reportedly arrested 15 boys who were rearing birds before executing three of them. A place where pulled pork barbecue is forbidden is my idea of Hell. No pit beef would be way over there in the fathest corner. The families of the other boys were obliged to pay as much as $1800 each to secure the release of their children.
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Posted by:Fred |
#13 How does ISIS feel about cock fights? |
Posted by: Airandee 2015-06-04 19:03 |
#12 Amen, brother. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:14 |
#11 #10 I hate pigeons. Flying rats. Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:10 In that case, come to one of my adopted hometowns - Akron, OH. Decades ago the city fathers put peregrine falcon nests on the taller buildings, and the birds thrived...on the pigeons. Pretty impressive to see a pigeon getting ready to do something rude on the sidewalk and then literally disappear in a burst of feathers... Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2015-06-04 14:13 |
#10 I hate pigeons. Flying rats. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-06-04 14:10 |
#9 "Masturbating to pigeon genitals will make your hands lay eggs in the afterlife." |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-06-04 11:53 |
#8 "Mo had a cloaca" |
Posted by: Frank G 2015-06-04 11:42 |
#7 Snark and craziness aside, this could be two things: Disrupting any carrier pigeon networks. Making the locals more dependent upon ISJV food supply and taxes. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-06-04 10:43 |
#6 According to the Daily Mail, a senior ISIS cleric, issued the decree after the group claimed the sight of the birds’ genitals is offensive to Islam. You sure it was a pigeon and not a OhNo bird? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2015-06-04 10:03 |
#5 "In fact, it'd narrow the field to invertebrates and vegetation." Which, if you think about it, pretty much sums up ISIS. Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2015-06-04 07:46 |
#4 Yokay, I'll bite, I DON'T RECALL "THE BARON" SAYING "CASTRATE IT" AS ONE OF HIS MANY WAYS TO STOP THE HERO "YANKEE DOODLE PIGEON"??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2015-06-04 03:02 |
#3 But rape is halal. So what about pigeon rape? |
Posted by: Daffy Brown4464 2015-06-04 01:53 |
#2 "Why so sluggish and sad, nudibranch? You get double the bang from a wank!" "You might think that's a perk But it's twice as much work When you've got lady parts and a crank." |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-04 01:51 |
#1 His views on pudenda of pigeon May move infidels to derision, But rearing is dear to The prudes that adhere to Mohammed's stupendous religion! |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2015-06-04 01:42 |