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Loaded gun pulled from woman's body cavity during drug bust
2015-09-09
[WACOTRIB] Waco police pulled a loaded handgun from a woman's vagina late Monday evening after a traffic stop led to a drug bust, officials said.
Bet it took a while to get that one cleaned.
Waco police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton said officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover carrying a man and a woman at North 15th Street and Blair Street about 11 p.m. for a traffic violation.

During the stop, officers found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine under the driver's seat and jugged
Into the paddy wagon wit' yez!
the driver, identified as Gabriel Garcia, 30, on a charge of possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free zone. Police say the stop was within 1,000 feet of West Elementary School.

Posted by:Fred

#15  some REALLY weird questions

Not the least of which is the geometry of the situation, what with pistols being basically L-shaped and all.
Posted by: SteveS   2015-09-09 21:38  

#14  My brain has some REALLY weird questions about this..............that I dare not ask.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2015-09-09 21:01  

#13  let me apologize now for my micro-aggression... I was really trying for macro....
Posted by: Mercutio   2015-09-09 20:41  

#12  "Also, consider the dilemma as to whether to go with Hoppes #9, CLP or Frog Lube......"

So...

Hoppes for a fragrance sure to attract men..

CLP = Cleaning, Lubrication and Protection (nuff said)

Frog Lube - see pic accompanying article.....
Posted by: Mercutio   2015-09-09 20:39  

#11  Gracias, Z. you never fail to amuse....
Posted by: Mercutio   2015-09-09 20:33  

#10  A modest young lady from Waco
Played choo-choo with her chuchumeco.
When he ventured too far,
He yelled, "No disparar!"
As he fled from her 1998 Toyota Land Rover huge Winnebago arma de fuego.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2015-09-09 19:41  

#9  It was a safety concern for the victim who had a loaded firearm inside her body

VICTIM?!?!???!!???

Oh good grief. The PC bull shit is strong with this one.
Posted by: AlanC   2015-09-09 19:20  

#8  Who was packing heat incognito,
The cop said that's not for fun,
It's truly a gun,
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-09-09 19:19  

#7  re: #4. OK, I'll start:

There once was a young lady from Waco,

Posted by: JHH   2015-09-09 18:52  

#6  Someone really needs to explain to the lady what 'Gun Sex' really means.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2015-09-09 17:34  

#5  Is that a pistol in your poozle or are you just glad to see me.... nah, that doesn't really work, does it?
Posted by: SteveS   2015-09-09 14:46  

#4  C'mon, Zenobia, this article's tailor-made for your skills....
Posted by: Mercutio   2015-09-09 14:44  

#3  personally, judging from the picture,I would have filed the sights off first....

Also, consider the dilemma as to whether to go with Hoppes #9, CLP or Frog Lube......
Posted by: Unereque Slusoper4229   2015-09-09 14:40  

#2  I would not do that to any good firearm. It is a travesty. The article didn't say whether or not Castanada and Garcia were illegals. If they were, they will probably be a part of the Fed's "catch and release" program.
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-09-09 14:10  

#1  Thus the rationale for 'traffic stop' invasive body searches. Critters like this create the environment that the snowflakes decry but then never hold such perps severely responsible (as in punish). So cops and departments get sued, not the perps.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-09-09 09:47  

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