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| Another stupid Hillary Clinton story |
| 2015-10-13 |
| [VANITYFAIR] After some banter over the thermostat and the traditional One Weird Fact about Clinton ("The weirdest thing about me is that I don't sweat"), BuzzFeed foolishly suggested that Clinton was a robot. BuzzFeed, you fools! You don't go around provoking dangerous artificial intelligence! HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that I'm really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage. ANOTHER ROUND: Are there more of you? HILLARY CLINTON: I thought he threw away the plans, at least that's what he told me when he programmed me -- that there would be no more. I've seen more people that kind of don't sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race. ANOTHER ROUND: So there's a cyborg army is what you're saying. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #9 sexbot? Hillary is where bonerz go to die |
| Posted by: Frank G 2015-10-13 20:01 |
| #8 If you say she was originally designed as a sexbot I'm going to PUKE! |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-10-13 16:53 |
| #7 They did a Voight-Kamff on her -- she's only a Nexus 2. Holder: You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down... Hilly: What one? Holder: What? Hilly: What desert? Holder: It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Hilly: But, how come I'd be there? Holder: Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a woman, Hilly. She's crawling toward you... Hilly: Woman? What's that? Holder: [irritated by Hilly's interruptions] You know what a bimbo is? Hilly: Of course! Holder: Same thing. Hilly: I've never seen a woman... But I understand what you mean. Holder: You reach down and you flip the woman over on her back, Hilly. Hilly: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holder? Or do they write 'em down for you? Holden: The woman lays on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over, but she can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Hilly: [angry at the suggestion] What do you mean, I'm not helping? Holder: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Hilly? [Hilly has become visibly shaken] Holder: They're just questions, Hilly. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue? |
| Posted by: JHH 2015-10-13 16:37 |
| #6 Hillary goes snarky. Fail quickly ensues. |
| Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy 2015-10-13 12:46 |
| #5 Serpentine Hilly! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2015-10-13 11:47 |
| #4 Crotalus-Kankles... who knew ? |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2015-10-13 09:58 |
| #3 it might explain the forked tongue. |
| Posted by: Spike Gloluse2301 2015-10-13 08:07 |
| #2 #1 is my 'Snark of the day' nominee. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2015-10-13 05:31 |
#1 Reptiles don't sweat.
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| Posted by: BrerRabbit 2015-10-13 04:25 |