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Affluenza Dope Deported from Mexico
2015-12-30
A fugitive no more - Ethan Couch is bound for U.S. soil. In just a few hours, the so-called "affluenza" teen will reportedly be heading back to the Texas. Couch was serving a 10 years probation sentence after he was convicted of killing four people in a drunk driving crash.

CBS News has confirmed that Couch and his mother, Tonya, will leave Guadalajara, Mexico on a flight to Houston early this afternoon.
The authorities found him when he ordered a Domino's pizza on his cell phone. Maybe he's going for the Moron Defense.
Couch faces deportation back to the U.S.
He overstayed his visa and is being deported. Wotta concept!
Because the extradition is being handled as a deportation case by the Mexican government, it is likely Ethan and Tonya Couch will first fly through Houston as they head back to North Texas.
On the radio this morning, they said it was likely the pair would find a U.S. Marshall on the plane, who would arrest them both as soon as they hit U.S. airspace.
This is assuming some substantial competence on the part of our government, but I am willing to be amazed...
Posted by:Bobby

#7  I expect that there will be people waiting for the plane to sign them to a reality show.
Posted by: Super Hose   2015-12-30 19:38  

#6  "Maybe he's going for the Moron Defense"


He's already used that one.
Posted by: Barbara   2015-12-30 19:10  

#5  I wonder if Mexican jails segregate the prisoners. Would be a real shame was Affluenza Boy to be in da general population...
Posted by: Raj   2015-12-30 17:32  

#4  He ain't out yet
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2015-12-30 17:16  

#3  Dumbasses should have gone to Rio.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2015-12-30 11:07  

#2  I hope it was worth it.
Posted by: gorb   2015-12-30 10:57  

#1  They should have left him & mommy in a Mexican jail.
Posted by: Raj   2015-12-30 10:47  

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