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-Lurid Crime Tales-
After Walmart Proposal, Man Stole Sex Toys
2016-01-08
[THESMOKINGGUN] Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer's gift store, according to police.

In advance of popping the question last Wednesday night, William Cornelius, 25, purchased a $29.62 engagement ring at the Walmart in Bay City, police report. Then, after securing the permission of a store employee, Cornelius proposed to girlfriend Sheri Moore, 20, over the store's public address system.

As seen on store surveillance footage, Moore said yes, prompting applause from fellow shoppers. Cornelius--who had dropped to one knee--and Moore, police report, can be seen hugging and kissing following the proposal.

But the couple's engagement quickly became rocky.

According to Sherlocks, Cornelius and Moore (seen above) went from Walmart to a Spencer's store at the Bay City Mall. There, Cornelius allegedly swiped items with a combined value of $80.93. Included in the haul was a "Bride-To-Be" thong, a $14.99 vibrator, "BJ Blast" oral sex candy, and a $5.99 edible thong, Undersheriff Troy Cunningham told TSG.
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