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Remember That Drunk Dr. Hoochie Who Tried To Hijack An Uber? Yeah, Well, Her Life Is Basically Ruined |
2016-01-25 |
[BARSTOOLSPORTS] The woman has been identified as 30-year-old Dr. Anjali Ramkissoon, a fourth-year neurology resident employed by Jackson Health System.I’m not saying she deserved what was inevitably coming to her. I suppose giving an institution a bad name is a reason to fire a person, which was why Bill Clinton was forced from office... Oh. Wait. Never mind. She’s a cunt, plain and simple. Fixed smile, next thing to an asshole... She needs some sort of slap on the tits to get her back to reality. You'd think by her fourth year of residency she'd have spit out the pacifier and stopped having temper tantrums on the floor of Walmart. However, does anybody else think ruining her entire life may be just a tad too much? People like Doctor Hootchie have their public temper tantrums because they're convinced they're ever so important, much more important than common folk like, say, Uber drivers. Internet justice is RUTHLESS. It’s like the lynch mobs of the ol’ west. There is absolutely no mercy taken until somebody is hung from the gallows and shits their britches. The fact is, the child was bright enough to get into medical school, competent enough to make it through an internship, and a good enough resident to get written up for her work with epileptics. Other than the spoon in the mouth thing I have no idea what to do with a grand mal. I doubt most of the lynch mob does, too. Or either. I'm not sure which goes there. Sure, she gets all the public shaming in the world for being such a bitch. When I was in grade school it woulda just been the pants pulled down on the playground. But judging from the Film at 11, she hadn't found somebody to pull her pants down, which was why she was grouchy. But maybe think about not terminating her job as a potential neurosurgeon? There's a difference between the "gist" and the "surgeon," but the principle's the same: swatting a fly with a mallet. I have zero idea if she’s a good brain person thingy, but what I do know is America could use all the best doctors we can get. Students tend to act stoopid like Doctor Hootchie did. Skilled medical professionals don't -- in public. It's kinda like the good old days, when the military had officers' and NCO clubs. Officers could and did get puke-in-the-gutter drunk and goose each other's wives without doing so in front of the enlisted men. NCOs could get puke-in-the-gutter drunk and do stoopid things without feeling the hairy eyeball of Officerdom on them the next morning. Now they have Community Clubs, mingling everybody from Private Last Class to General, and departing from the straight and narrow is a career terminator. If she is decent with the noggin’, maybe she shouldn’t lose the 8+ years she’s already put into Medical School. I know she can fall back on her looks, but the world has enough Hooters girls. Most of whom look alike... Not that I have a compelling need to stand up for my profession, but I think the world's reaction to Dr. Ramkissoon is just a little over the top. Her behavior was akin to a spectacular car wreck -- you know you shouldn't watch but you will. Dr. R. did a flaming pyro one-car into a concrete abutment, then a tree, then a lamppost, then a deer, then another abutment style wreck. You'd think she was a Ho'wood actress or something. Ok, we all looked. Now what? If we shit-canned every resident who at one single point in life acted like an asshole I wouldn't be a doctor today. Just saying. So how about we let her make a dignified public apology and let her program director put her on quiet probation the rest of the way through her training? And stop looking. Unless she wrecks again. |
Posted by:Fred |
#17 Thus spake the neurotic neurologist, "I think I need a psychologist!" To Uber I'm a boob, I end up on YouTube, Maybe I can be a mixologist! (Sorry, I don't know what came over me . . . .) |
Posted by: gorb 2016-01-25 23:22 |
#16 Oops. Twas I. We know. :-) |
Posted by: gorb 2016-01-25 23:11 |
#15 Oops. Twas I. Preserve us from nervous princesses (we're screwed when the screwy undresses) Or send us an Uber And sober YouTuber To rudely expose their excesses. Amen. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-25 23:06 |
#14 Capsu, sparing the gories, I'm afraid I must disappoint. But here goes. Thus thunk the forensic psychologist Of drunken neurotic neurologist: "My Machiavellian Medical hellion Has shrunk to appalling apologist" |
Posted by: Big Peacock1428 2016-01-25 22:57 |
#13 Just admit it - she wanted desperately to show off her Bod. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2016-01-25 22:52 |
#12 Smacking around a white male won't be a problem but she'll be shit-canned for the Pocahontas costume & warpaint for sure. |
Posted by: Halliburton - Foreign Affairs Division 2016-01-25 21:35 |
#11 Privileged class meets common law. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2016-01-25 17:40 |
#10 Once I was checking a physician's references by phone, but stopped when one of them said simply, "Don't hire her." |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2016-01-25 17:21 |
#9 Hoping the Rantburg resident limerick writer chimes in here- lots of potential word sounds to rhyme up! |
Posted by: Capsu78 2016-01-25 16:16 |
#8 I was an instructor in physical chemistry lab to med students---if it only was "at one single point", Dr White. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-01-25 11:35 |
#7 Universities need to set up a course geared towards learning what kind of drunk you are. Give parties and film people under different levels of inebriation so folks know if they become total jerks, sluts, wanna fight everybody, or just smile and dance badly. Once you know that you should be able to avoid incidents like Dr Hoochie's and if you do stumble into filmed drunken rant you deserve the outcome. Having said that she's indian and thus a semi-protected class. They'll put her on leave or whatever until the heat is off and then put her back on duty with a warning. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-01-25 11:19 |
#6 If we shit-canned every resident who at one single point in life acted like an asshole I wouldn't be a doctor today. Good thing you've got that behind you. ;-) |
Posted by: gorb 2016-01-25 10:31 |
#5 Given the present people in charge, sounds like a candidate for the VA. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2016-01-25 09:18 |
#4 Neurologist in white hot pants. Gotta love Miami. |
Posted by: regular joe 2016-01-25 06:31 |
#3 "So how about we let her make a dignified public apology and let her program director put her on quiet probation the rest of the way through her training? And stop looking. Unless she wrecks again." Agreed. Mob justice is just as ugly as anything Doc Rami did. |
Posted by: Iblis 2016-01-25 04:09 |
#2 Very well. You've changed my mind. I volunteer to spank her so we can get this whole thing behind us. |
Posted by: gorb 2016-01-25 00:51 |
#1 Brilliantly done with the mark-up! |
Posted by: newc 2016-01-25 00:26 |