Aretha Franklin, please pick up the white courtesy phone[Khaama (Afghanistan)] The National Directorate of Security
...the Afghan national intel agency...
(NDS) -- Afghanistan's intelligence agency has locked away
Yez got nuttin' on me, coppers! Nuttin'!
a Taliban capo who had dressed himself like a woman in Paktika
...which coincidentally borders South Wazoo...
province.
It's those frilly underpants. They're so... Islamic.
A statement released by NDS on Wednesday identifies the terrorist as Khozar Ali son of Gul Sof.
According to the statement, Khozar Ali alias Chapai was arrested during a special operation in Barmal District. A Kalashnikov and four magazines were also confiscated from the possession of the terrorist.
When Taliban wear women's dresses, they try to track security forces in order to escape from the target areas.
The beard is a dead giveaway...
Statements released by NDS usually do not contain exact date of the achievements but they usually come after recent activities.