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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida Fugitive Chews Off Fingertips in Bid to Hide Identity
2016-02-28
[4NBC Washington] Police say a fugitive from Tampa, Florida, who didn't want to be identified by his fingerprints during a traffic stop in northeast Ohio chewed off his fingertips.
Don't cuff him, can't you see he's hungry ?
Kirk Kelly has been jailed on felony counts of evidence tampering and obstructing official business and misdemeanor charges of falsification and resisting arrest. A message left for his attorney after business hours Friday hasn't been returned.

Police in Tallmadge, Ohio, say Kelly and several other people were put into a cruiser without handcuffs after their vehicle was stopped last weekend and officers thought they smelled drugs.
Don't bother Kirk, e's having his tips.
Police say Kelly gave false names as they tried to identify him. They say they figured out who he is after photos of his tattoos were provided by police in Florida, where he's wanted on firearms and drug charges.
Nice tats! Johnson, call Tampa Metro, see what they've got.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  That had to hurt.
I've been to Tallmadge, it's a dump.
Posted by: jvalentour   2016-02-28 20:20  

#4  Tell him, but not until *after* he gnaws off the tats.
Posted by: SteveS   2016-02-28 19:07  

#3  No, no, I'm curious. Do tell him.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-02-28 17:29  

#2  LOL tattoos, The I luv me Woody Hayes kinda gave up the store
Posted by: Shipman   2016-02-28 10:39  

#1  Don't tell him they have his DNA too.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2016-02-28 08:20  

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