You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Submit your comments on this article
-Lurid Crime Tales-
Woman Accused Of Smuggling Half-Pound Of Cocaine In Nether Regions
2016-02-28
[Huffpoo] This is the wrong type of carry-on luggage. Customs officials have arrested a 24-year-old woman they said tried to smuggle a half-pound of cocaine in her vagina.

Shekira Thompson was arrested last Sunday at Kennedy Airport after she got off a plane from Kingston, Jamaica, according to NJ.com.

Thompson presented herself for inspection after getting off the plane. Officials then took her to a private search, according to a release from the U.S. Customs Dept.

Investigators said when they questions Thompson, she admitted to inserting a foreign object into her body.

A short time later, officers found an egg-shaped container they said contained a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine.

The weight of the powder was about a half-pound and had an estimated street value of $10,000, according to the release.
Posted by:Besoeker

#8  Shouldn't this be pasted with the 'sperm stealers' news?
Posted by: Skidmark   2016-02-28 20:47  

#7  That seem like a rather large vaginal cavity. I might be wrong....
Posted by: jvalentour   2016-02-28 20:27  

#6  Cocaine spills can be hazardous to one's alimentary canal, killing the mule.

Elementary, dear Watson
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2016-02-28 15:02  

#5  No, that would be cocainus.
Posted by: gorb   2016-02-28 12:36  

#4  They were prolly going to use it to make crack anyway.
Posted by: SteveS   2016-02-28 11:50  

#3  "like throwing a hot dog down a bowling alley"
Posted by: Frank G   2016-02-28 10:57  

#2  Customs officials have been advised to exercise extreme caution.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-02-28 02:06  

#1  Some things do not go better with Coke.

Snark of the day, and it's early.
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562   2016-02-28 00:12  

00:00