 | Damn but that boy is fat... |
North Korean leader Pudgy Kim Jong-un has observed the test-fire of a new anti-tank guided weapon, the North's state media reported Saturday.
Fat Boy Kim claimed the portable anti-tank laser-guided rocket has the longest firing-range in the world and its rate of hits is "as accurate as a sniper's rifle firing" as well as its armor penetrating capability and destructive power are marvelous.
"He noted with great satisfaction that even the special armored tanks and cars of the enemies, which boast their high maneuverability and striking power, are no more than a boiled pumpkin before the anti-tank guided weapon," of North Korea, the Korean Central News Agency said in an English-language dispatch, without elaborating on date of his inspection.
| Boiled pumpkin? That's funny and I don't even know what that means... |
The corpulent Kim also called for quickly starting massive production of the weapons and deploying them at frontline military units and coastal units. |