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-Lurid Crime Tales-
NY Daily News: Madonna Won't Honor Promise to Fellate Hillary Voter
2016-11-09
And thank goodness for that -- another epidemic averted.
[Breitbart] Author Gersh Kuntzman tried to get Madonna to honor her lewd promise to gratify Hillary voters and filmed himself doing so.

From the New York Daily News:

It’s another broken campaign promise.

Madonna has withdrawn from her pledge to provide some, er, satisfaction to Hillary voters, the latest disappointment in an election season full of them.
There are many, many relieved voters. Not all of them men...
The singer had famously promised the oral sex last month -- "And I am good," she added, lest anyone question her gratification qualifications -- but when a Hillary supporter, armed with a selfie of his ballot, showed up to claim the prize, he was greeted with derision.

"Ha ha ha ha," laughed the security guard at her Madgesty’s Upper East Side manse. "I didn’t get that information, sorry, man."

He then hung up, leaving a reporter with the ultimate hanging chad. Indeed, given that I was the only man seeking to have my ballot punched, I wanted to ask a follow-up question: Was Madonna upset that no men showed up to be rewarded for saying "I’m with her"?
Not even if she hummed "Material Girl."
Posted by:Blossom Unains5562

#12  Syphilis is a very likely disease waiting in the wings. Little fellows will auger into ones brain and you will be fishing in your swimming pool, just like Al Capone.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2016-11-09 20:30  

#11  He should be glad; now his dick won't fall off.
Posted by: charger   2016-11-09 18:45  

#10  Madonna not keeping her promise is a good thing. But I hope most sincerely that all these other celebrities will keep their promise to leave the country.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2016-11-09 13:20  

#9  "Aaaaah - you got teeth like a beaver! You'll never work in this town again!
Posted by: Raj   2016-11-09 13:11  

#8  The one person on the planet she declined to blow.
Posted by: Iblis   2016-11-09 12:03  

#7  Darn! I was so looking forward to having a blow job from Madonna. NOT!
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2016-11-09 11:27  

#6  Especially liked Lady Gaga's SS Trooper get'up.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-11-09 11:21  

#5  Scurrilous witch. Hope the rest of Hollyweird types will fulfill their pledge to leave the country if Trump won.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-11-09 08:28  

#4  Not at all difficult to spot, the spoor of the Hollywood political intellectuals.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-11-09 07:51  

#3  But I betcha Anthony Weiner feels like getting a pardon from death sentence at the last minute. My advice, don't get too relaxed Carlos - she still has enough money to hire the best hitmen.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-11-09 03:29  

#2  
Posted by: Skidmark   2016-11-09 02:49  

#1  Dodged a STD there
Posted by: Frank G   2016-11-09 00:48  

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