[THESMOKINGGUN] -An Ohio woman enjuggedDrop the rod and step away witcher hands up!
in a prostitution sting told an undercover cop that her price for oral sex was $50 and a plate of nachos, police say.
That's what I want by golly: a 270 pound hooker with a mole over one eye, at least two facial punctures, and a scowl.
As detailed in a Beaver Police Department report, an officer contacted Crystal Hotlosz, 36, after spotting a Backpage.com ad offering paid companionship. Records show that the 5’ 8", 270-pound Hotlosz frequently advertises her escort services online, describing herself as a "BBW goddess" (big beautiful women) who is "thicker than a snickers."
She looks like she's thicker than I am, and I've got lots of excess avoirdupois to lose.
In reply to the undercover cop’s initial text, Hotlosz quoted an hourly rate of $160. But after some negotiation, she altered her demands and "agreed to a price of $50 and nachos."
She's made a lot of similar bargains. You can tell.
Hotlosz subsequently met the cop Monday night in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant in Beaver Township, which is about 13 miles south of Youngstown. After entering the undercover vehicle, Hotlosz "asked if I had any extra money and her nachos," the officer reported.
"Extra cash?" Beyond the negotiated price? To make up for the lack of nachos?
After accepting cash--but, alas, no nachos--from the cop, Hotlosz was arrested for solicitation. Police also collared a 41-year-old Youngstown man who had driven Hotlosz to meet with the purported john.
He was her hairdresser. You can see. He was arrested for primping.
Seen above, Hotlosz was booked into the Mahoning County jail, where she remains locked up on $1750 bond.