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2016-12-18 |
Warning: NSFYStomach. Really. Don't go there. We warned you... |
Posted by:charger |
#23 Are those freckles or buckshot scars? |
Posted by: Grunter 2016-12-18 16:54 |
#22 Someone who was trying to be charitable might say, "But she has a pretty face." But they would be wrong. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2016-12-18 16:53 |
#21 More like her torso is showing signs of a twelve pack. And working toward a Kegger. (Take it from someone who has one...) |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2016-12-18 15:47 |
#20 Well, she was in a beer commercial with that gay guy... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2016-12-18 15:24 |
#19 More like her torso is showing signs of a twelve pack. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-12-18 14:49 |
#18 Double rimshot for #17! |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2016-12-18 14:14 |
#17 there's a fine line between "Drunk enuf to hit it" and "Whiskey Dick" |
Posted by: Frank G 2016-12-18 12:45 |
#16 I'd hit it............where's my sand wedge again? |
Posted by: AlanC 2016-12-18 12:38 |
#15 Cow, lots of cow - it's what's for dinner! |
Posted by: Raj 2016-12-18 12:30 |
#14 An exercise in creative writing for the Daily Mail staffers assigned this story. Beyond that, she is of the Junoesque type often seen on beaches nowadays, a type not best suited to bikinis, it seems to me, but prefered by some men to the currently fashionable ectomorphs and mesomorphs. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2016-12-18 11:49 |
#13 So, she's like a moped, can be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on it. She's going to be Barbie in the eponymous movie. Actually you could make about 2176 Barbies out of her. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2016-12-18 11:04 |
#12 right down to the tramp stamp, but you wouldn't see anybody riding THAT on the back of their H-D: forklift maybe.... |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2016-12-18 10:53 |
#11 #9 - His niece |
Posted by: Frank G 2016-12-18 10:05 |
#10 I didn't know you could put a bikini on a fire hydrant. |
Posted by: no mo uro 2016-12-18 09:24 |
#9 Never heard of her. Is she married to Chuck? |
Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2016-12-18 09:02 |
#8 Captain ahab, to the courtesy phone please. |
Posted by: Nguard 2016-12-18 08:26 |
#7 Amy Sowmer... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2016-12-18 06:10 |
#6 Geez. Tough crowd. A pious young harlot of Sumer Went grey as an object of humor: All day at the temple She'd holler, "Free sample!" But never could find a consumer. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-12-18 04:10 |
#5 My eyes! Why didn't you warn us? I'm gonna sue! |
Posted by: gorb 2016-12-18 02:40 |
#4 OMG!! I should have heeded my elders warning!! BLEACH PLEASE or an olive fork. |
Posted by: Steven 2016-12-18 02:00 |
#3 Why does Old Navy want me to spend money with them? I noticed that no-talent fatty appearing in their television ads recently? |
Posted by: Crusader 2016-12-18 01:24 |
#2 Truly - don't go there - there are something you just can't unsee. (Learned that the hard way...) |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2016-12-18 00:48 |
#1 Flounder, from Animal House. |
Posted by: SteveS 2016-12-18 00:24 |