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Madonna says she offered to devote her life to God while praying Donald Trump would lose on election night
2017-01-12
  • [Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] Madonna spoke about how devastated she is over Donald Trump winning the election in a new interview

  • 'It's like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare,' said the singer

  • She revealed that on election night she read the Zohar while her agent read the Quran as they tried to will Hillary Clinton to defeat Trump

  • 'We were doing everything: lighting candles, meditating, praying, offering our lives to God forever, if only,' said Madonna

  • She also said that she now wakes up every morning with a broken heart

  • 'I have to get way more vocal and become a little bit less mysterious,' she said about her plans once Trump is in office
She also offered to suck anyone who voted for Hillary
Posted by:Fred

#20  She revealed that on election night she read the Zohar while her agent read the Quran as they tried to will Hillary Clinton to defeat Trump

Well look at which god she was praying to....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-01-12 23:42  

#19  God passed on the STD, voted for Trump.
Posted by: bbrewer126   2017-01-12 22:55  

#18  That's is not how this works at all.
Posted by: newc   2017-01-12 22:29  

#17  Madonna says a lot of things. Thought she was going to leave the country if DJT won. She was also going to give BJs to all who voted for Hillary if she won. Who cares what this woman says anymore? She's about as relevant as the MSM.
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-01-12 21:01  

#16  and God sais, "Get thee hence, skank"
Posted by: Omoluter Bluetooth9850   2017-01-12 15:48  

#15  Unfortunately for her, there were a LOT of people - me included - who were praying that Hillary would lose.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2017-01-12 15:19  

#14  Ow!~ You got teeth like a beaver! You'll never work in this town again!

Wait! It's OK! Mook, I cam tak bem oup!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-01-12 13:01  

#13  IIUC, only one person tried to collect on her offer of oral sex for voting for HRC
Posted by: lord garth   2017-01-12 12:30  

#12  And she was such a nice girl.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-01-12 12:02  

#11  'I have to get way more vocal and become a little bit less mysterious,'

Uh, you never were "mysterious" to me, not even in your prime (which has long since passed). A tramp is a tramp...
Posted by: Crusader   2017-01-12 11:57  

#10  God rejected her offer
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-01-12 10:49  

#9  Annnnnddd...the market shows, swallowing isn't that special.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-01-12 10:21  

#8  Some long forgotten grunt of a padre in Patton's staff had more 'in' with the Big Fellow than you. Heh(tm)

“It is said, ‘You shall not put the Lord your God to the test.’”
Posted by: Procopius2k   2017-01-12 09:20  

#7  Does God get schadenfreude?

That wasn't thunder, that was celestial laughter.
Posted by: AlanC   2017-01-12 08:25  

#6  Perhaps she should get her second brain cell engaged and consider that God is not on her side and may even be on Trump's team.
Posted by: Bobby   2017-01-12 07:43  

#5  Madonna offers to condescend to "work" for God ?

On the CONDITION that God does what she tells Him to do.
That should work, if God gets down on His knees.
Madonna makes conditions to God?

Good Luck, Madonna.
Posted by: Angeash Choling3903   2017-01-12 07:27  

#4  She also offered to suck anyone who voted for Hillary

Ow!~ You got teeth like a beaver! You'll never work in this town again!
Posted by: Raj   2017-01-12 03:17  

#3  Well, looks like she doesn't have to devote her life to God then.

Back on your knees, bi+ch.
Posted by: gorb   2017-01-12 03:13  

#2  The Burg needs a schadenfreude meter. My personal one is still reading off scale high.
Posted by: PBMcL   2017-01-12 00:59  

#1  God evidently had other plans.
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-01-12 00:15  

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