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Iraq
Child killed as Iraqi mourners have gunsex, honoring deceased’s wish
2017-06-05
[Iraq News] One child was killed and another was wounded in southern Iraq when mourners fired salutation shots during a funeral as per the deceased’s will.
Well, you know, what goes up just keeps going on forever.
Alghad Press quoted eyewitnesses saying that one nine-year-old child was killed and another 11-year-old was critically wounded by mistake during a funeral of an 80-year-old citizen in Al-Hassan village in Dhi Qar province.
Those morons have never heard of blanks.
“The deceased, in his will, has emphasized on firing salutation rounds during his funeral,” said the witnesses.
Posted by:Fred

#4  That guy you hear snickering is Darwin.
Posted by: Fred   2017-06-05 19:30  

#3  "Think of it as evolution in action"
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-06-05 11:07  

#2  “The deceased, in his will, has emphasized on firing salutation rounds during his funeral,” said the witnesses.

"Hey, he didn't say which direction we had to fire our rounds of bullet!"
Posted by: gorb   2017-06-05 00:26  

#1  I'm sorry someone got hurt, but it's still funny - in a "What's the matter with you people?" kind of way.
Posted by: SteveS   2017-06-05 00:07  

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