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Man Who Robbed Bank to Avoid Living With Wife Sentenced to Home Confinement
2017-06-16
[Free Beacon] A 71-year-old man who robbed a bank in Kansas City, Kan. to avoid living with his wife was sentenced to home confinement this week.

A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced Lawrence John Ripple to six months of home confinement; three years of supervised probation, including 50 hours of community service; and ordered him to pay $227.27 to the bank he robbed, according to the Kansas City Star.

Ripple robbed the Bank of Labor in Kansas City in September. He walked into the bank and handed a note to the bank teller that said, "I have a gun, give me money." After the bank teller handed over $2,924, Ripple sat down in the bank lobby waiting to be arrested by police.

Court records said Ripple wrote the note in front of his wife, telling her he would rather be in jail than live at home with her.

Chekasha Ramsey, Ripple's public defender, told U.S. District Court Judge Carlos Murguia that the defendant suffered from depression after undergoing heart surgery in 2015.

"Ripple said that he felt better after finding the right medication and said prison would be more of a punishment for his wife than for him," the Star reported.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Good one Frank.

Always cringe when Kansas Man comes up to the plate, seem to swing for the fences against Florida Man. Usually totally outdone, but even Randy Johnson had homeruns hit off of him.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-06-16 15:16  

#6  Chekasha Ramsey, Ripple's public defender

and payday loan officer
Posted by: Frank G   2017-06-16 14:43  

#5  He turned himself in.
$227.27 is the 10% finder's fee minus admin costs.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-06-16 11:22  

#4  Administrative costs, tw.
Posted by: Pappy   2017-06-16 10:12  

#3  ordered him to pay $227.27 to the bank he robbed

I'm confused. He robbed the bank of $2,924, according to the article. Oughtn't he have to give back the entire sum? He can't have spent much as he waited quietly for the police to take him away to his jailhouse monastery.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-06-16 09:36  

#2  Plus side: Poetic justice

Negative side: There is a constitutional prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment
Posted by: Caesar TheLesser9442   2017-06-16 08:59  

#1  I felt the same way about my EX wife
Posted by: chris   2017-06-16 08:54  

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