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Seven Percent Of Americans Think Chocolate Milk … Comes From Brown Cows
2017-06-18
[Hot Air] The Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy conducted a survey of more than 1,000 adults 18 and over in April of this year. They uncovered some shocking facts about how people think about ‐ and drink ‐ milk.

First off, 48% of respondents said that they aren’t sure where chocolate milk comes from. Um, guys, it comes from cows ‐ and not just the brown kind.

Still, 7% of people ‐ and remember, this survey talked to actual, grown-up adults ‐ still think that chocolate milk only comes from brown cows. Actually, chocolate milk gets its flavor and color from cocoa beans.
Posted by:Besoeker

#17  You've got to be kidding. People actually think this?

Even more believe in the socialist Magic Money Tree(tm).
Posted by: Procopius2k    2017-06-18 20:44  

#16  So Almond milk is Asian tears?
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-06-18 18:59  

#15  Yogurt comes from sick cows.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2017-06-18 16:43  

#14  It is possible to get a kind of milk from that beast. Whether it would go well with a bowl of corn flakes is another matter.
Posted by Zhang Fei

Corn flakes and taste test be damned. Surviving the extraction would be the challenge.
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-06-18 15:56  

#13  Yep. Herd reduction of the 7%.
Posted by: gorb   2017-06-18 15:33  

#12  I suggest that the 7% attempt to milk that beast.

'Herd Reduction', don't you see.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2017-06-18 15:28  

#11  Ignore the animal in the graphic. Bad milking choice.

It is possible to get a kind of milk from that beast. Whether it would go well with a bowl of corn flakes is another matter.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2017-06-18 14:56  

#10  Ignore the animal in the graphic. Bad milking choice.
Posted by: Blackbeard Craviting9861   2017-06-18 13:15  

#9  Stainless steel tanker trucks, you've seen them on the interstate, right, right?
Posted by: magpie   2017-06-18 12:51  

#8  Wow, the ignorance of you guys, it comes from the same place the white milk comes from, the grocery semi-truck!
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2017-06-18 12:12  

#7  Everyone kmows they just feed the coes cocoa beans and sugar water.
Posted by: gorb   2017-06-18 11:14  

#6  Go to your room peanut.

And I am so stealing that one!
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-06-18 10:03  

#5  Planned Parenthood?
Posted by: The peanut gallery   2017-06-18 09:49  

#4  I wonder how many thing baby oil comes from babies?

If peanut oil comes from peanuts...
and coconut oil from coconuts...
What does baby oil come from?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-06-18 09:40  

#3  You've got to be kidding. People actually think this? I'm thinking it's more like this: You can dismiss the seven-percent figure as a function of the margin of error and trolling by respondents, as some people probably found the question so amusing that they answered “brown cows” just to mess with the pollster. Where the heck do they think chocolate Boost or Ensure protein drinks come from; chocolate soy beans?
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-06-18 09:34  

#2  Ovaltine,
Nestle's Quik,

and my Mom's favorite...Bosco!!!
Posted by: AlanC   2017-06-18 08:12  

#1  Disavowing the contributions of the non-white bovines, are we?

RAAAAAACIST!
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2017-06-18 07:53  

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