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T-Rex contracted survey reveals many at Foggy Bottom don't know WTF their job is |
2017-08-09 |
![]() "For an organization with a very significant role in the world, too many in the Department of State were not clear on the exact mission of the agency," consultants from Insigniam wrote in a "Listening Report" completed in June. Some said the mission is, or should be, "installing democracy" around the world. Others said it is "spreading American values." The one mission that the largest number of employees could agree on was "protecting Americans and the interests of America throughout the world." Beyond that, no single phrase united the department's employees. So now, Tillerson and his top aides are trying to craft the material gathered from those 35,000-plus questionnaires into a new mission statement. (Changing the department's mission statement is pretty much standard procedure when a new president and party take over.) Working with Insigniam, a group of leaders from State and the U.S. Agency for International Development came up with three draft sentences, one to describe the department's purpose, the next to describe its mission, and the next to describe its ambition. The purpose statement: "We promote the security, prosperity, and interests of the American people globally." The mission statement: "Lead America's foreign policy through global advocacy, action, and assistance to shape a safer, more prosperous world." The ambition statement: "The American people thrive in a peaceful and interconnected world that is free, resilient, and prosperous." Rubbish, total rubbish! "Prosperity, prosperous, interconnected, free".... free unicorn burgers for everyone ? |
Posted by:Besoeker |
#14 Strange. Every time I needed them they seemed to know that their mission was to help me only if it didn't involve any effort whatsoever. |
Posted by: gorb 2017-08-09 21:50 |
#13 ...only the portion which is a unregistered lobbying agency for the Palestinians (which appears to be a large portion). |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-08-09 13:48 |
#12 I always thought their job is raising Israelis blood pressure - it isn't? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-08-09 12:49 |
#11 If many don't know what their job is, it is time for a good housecleaning. We need a better focus in these agencies. I'm afraid these agencies have become a dumping ground to make the economy look better than it really, to have a store of Democrat votes that is assured and to increase the ranks of the Deep (or Perpetual) State. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2017-08-09 12:05 |
#10 Ah, the value of an Ivy League education. I thought about this a few months ago - the Kennedy School of Government, a fairly big part of one of the most 'prestigious' universities in the world, is where you go to learn how to be a high level government hack. To me, this is not the right form of ambition. |
Posted by: Raj 2017-08-09 11:43 |
#9 Did I miss anything important? Probably that your 'we' and the 'we' of the ruling cosmopolitan class aren't the same? Their 'we' thinks your and my 'we' just shut up and do as told. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2017-08-09 11:11 |
#8 I think I see the problem,35,000 State employees. |
Posted by: Snakes Hatrack7000 2017-08-09 10:32 |
#7 At home we investigate those American citizens applying for passports to make sure they aren't criminals or terrorists, and if so, process them quickly; we interface with embassy staffs on American soil. Abroad we investigate those applying for visas to make sure they aren't criminals or terrorists, and if so, process them quickly; we provide aid and advice to American citizens who find themselves in difficulty in the country where we are stationed; we interface with the local government and other embassy staffs to deliver on our president's objectives, whatever they might be, and from our knowledge and experience advise the president and his representatives about persons and situations that will help them better formulate objectives. We will aid but never acknowledge CIA staffers in our midst. At the UN we deliver on our president's objectives and from our knowledge and experience advise him (or eventually her -- but never Hillary Clinton) and his representatives about persons and situations that will help them better formulate objectives. Did I miss anything important? |
Posted by: trailing wife 2017-08-09 10:32 |
#6 "To create a sinecure you cannot get sacked from until retirement." |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2017-08-09 09:39 |
#5 intentionally muddled BINGO!! We have a winner!! If you have a definite mission/goal it is too easy to identify failure and assign blame. That is the nightmare of any bureaucrat. |
Posted by: AlanC 2017-08-09 08:36 |
#4 Their mission has been intentionally muddled for decades. It gives them a license to do virtually anything they wish. They've failed miserably at diplomacy, just as the CIA has failed miserably at counter-proliferation of nuclear weapons. But I digress. I give you our ever-expanding tea cart of endless wars as an example of DoS failure. But how can one pick winners and losers if their is no contest ? I'll wager 90 days into his job, Tillerson was convinced he'd inherited a fecal sandwich. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2017-08-09 08:31 |
#3 Ah, the value of an Ivy League education. |
Posted by: Pappy 2017-08-09 08:25 |
#2 Might try this Mission Statement Generator. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2017-08-09 08:08 |
#1 How might this sound ? The safety and security of the United States of America and it's citizens through the cultivation of international diplomacy and dialogue. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2017-08-09 08:01 |