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'Best swimsuit for my curvy bod': Lena Dunham shows off her figure
2017-09-13
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] There's a foto of the Inedible Bulk at the link. Once your gag reflex recedes it's pretty funny.
A good deal more of her is indelible, too.
"Disturbed and talentless is no way to go through life." Get help.
Additional tats needed. Something nautical. Melville's Pequod ?
Posted by:Fred

#21  Is that Captain Ahab following her?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-09-13 20:26  

#20  That isn't a tat on her fanny, it is a barnacle.
Snark of the day.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-09-13 17:26  

#19  And just in time, Camping World has placed their Class A RV covers on sale; a 36 footer diesel pusher should just about cover that
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2017-09-13 13:00  

#18  Put some beer cans and cheap cig butts next to her and you have exactly what an inces+uous r@apist to look like when taking the garbage out.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-09-13 12:41  

#17  "Curvy" requires curves at the top too. She's just fat.
Posted by: Hellfish   2017-09-13 12:09  

#16  AlanC - that was a good bit of funny
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2017-09-13 10:49  

#15  She's right -- that's the best swimsuit for her, though I have to wonder whether she lost about fifty pounds in real life or thanks to someone's photoshop skills.
Posted by: trailing wife   2017-09-13 10:36  

#14  Curvy bod... no

Disgusting fat, lazy, stupid bitch bod... yes.
Posted by: DarthVader   2017-09-13 09:46  

#13  
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2017-09-13 09:13  

#12  Push it back into the water.
Posted by: Glavimble Spoling2299   2017-09-13 09:12  

#11  Doesn't the Chicago Bears a pulling guard?
Posted by: jack salami   2017-09-13 09:10  

#10  Good God, that's horrible.
Posted by: Dave D.   2017-09-13 08:33  

#9  Now that's some ugly shite right there. Shai Hulud lives.
Posted by: AlanC   2017-09-13 08:04  

#8  "Sizzle in a Hot Lava bikini like Lena"

Fire your marketing staff. Now


Posted by: Frank G   2017-09-13 07:23  

#7  I have reconsidered my support for the ban on burkinis.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2017-09-13 06:44  

#6  Brrrr! Lena the Love Bug was curvy
And, off of her additives, swervy:
Cis-gender rear-enders
And queer fender-benders
And dragging and chicken with Herbie!

Hrm. Nuff parts left for a whole other limerick.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-09-13 02:41  

#5  I strongly recommend the Heather Heyer diet.
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-09-13 01:31  

#4  Please... Please... slap a 'not safe for any kind of viewing' warning on that!

And Raj... that ain't a 'mini' anything...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-09-13 01:24  

#3  Just as there is matter and antimatter, this proves that there is pr0n and antipr0n.
Posted by: PBMcL   2017-09-13 00:56  

#2  How about a barbeque cover?
Posted by: gorb   2017-09-13 00:48  

#1  I didn't know Goodyear made mini-blimps.
Posted by: Raj   2017-09-13 00:03  

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