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"Mad Pooper" Has a Spokesman and an Excuse
2017-09-27
[VictoryGirlsBlog] Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few days, you’ve likely heard of the guano crazy jogger in Colorado Springs, who has been defecating on people’s lawns. In public. In full view of children, pets, and other innocents. The Washington Post reported about a week ago that this daft bint has been squatting on one family’s property for the past several weeks, and even though the homeowner confronted her, she simply said "sorry," and trotted off.

The family kept finding the runner’s poop, [Cathy] Budde said, and the dirty paper napkins she leaves behind. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Budde family’s home at least once a week for the past seven weeks, according to Budde. Once, Budde was able to take a picture, which showed a brunette woman running in a gray tank top and shorts.

Well, it turns out the brunette woman is not exactly that.

Posted by:Anomalous Sources

#5  Turn the hose on her.

I don't believe the spokesman. Not sure why.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2017-09-27 22:29  

#4  In one account that I read, there is a public restroom along the route a block away from the targeted lawn.

I call bullshit too.
Posted by: JohnQC   2017-09-27 07:50  

#3  Whatever happened to flaming bags of dogshit on the concrete steps, and watching the neighbor you hate stomp it out only to realize what's really on his shoes when he starts to walk back into the house? I miss that stuff.
Posted by: Raj   2017-09-27 01:38  

#2  On long runs I've had to dump @mile 13 but never the same yard or in public.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-09-27 00:38  

#1  A pellet gun is useful for keeping squirrels and other pests off the lawn.
Posted by: SteveS   2017-09-27 00:33  

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