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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Cleveland Browns join 2008 Detroit Lions as NFL's only 0-16 teams
2018-01-02
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Posted by:Fred

#8  They are looking for a "parade queen" Nominees, anyone?

Maybe they can get Freddie Mercury to sing "We are the Champions"?
Posted by: gorb   2018-01-02 15:03  

#7  Is there going to be a play-off between the cellar-dwellers?

That would be kinda cool. Like a 60 minute blooper reel - intercut with 3 hrs of commercials.

I admit to taking a perverse pride in these sorts of records, the Lions losing, the per-capita murder rate in Baltimore, the spike in homicides on the first warm day in Chicago. We can do it! Don't just embrace The Suck, be The Suck!
Posted by: SteveS   2018-01-02 14:49  

#6  There was a recent Brown season ticket holder who died last week. He said in his obituary that he wanted six Cleveland Browns players as pallbearers so his team could let him down one last time.
Posted by: Raj   2018-01-02 10:37  

#5  Is there going to be a play-off between the cellar-dwellers?
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-01-02 08:19  

#4  Wonder what city or state is going to be suckered into building a new stadium for millionaires to relocate to a new fan base?
Posted by: P2kontheroad   2018-01-02 07:54  

#3  I wouldn't know. I didn't watch the felon leaque this year.
Posted by: Ulaigum Ebbineng7056   2018-01-02 03:48  

#2  A parade around the Cleveland stadium to celebrate this "perfect season" is planned for this coming Saturday.
They are looking for a "parade queen" Nominees, anyone?
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2018-01-02 00:19  

#1  A perfect season!

Suck it,'72 Dolphins!
Posted by: charger   2018-01-02 00:09  

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