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Hillay Fractures Her Wrist In The Bathtub |
2018-03-16 |
Setting a fine example of potential American leadership, isn't she? I swear she's doing this stuff on purpose just to make Americans look like idiots. With Justin Trudeau looking like a six year-old flinging spaghetti on his tour of India a few weeks ago, I'm sure they have quite the impression of Western political 'leadership'. [News Weak] - Hillary Clinton has injured her wrist on a book tour of India in another fall while on official duty. The former US presidential candidate was staying at Umaid Bhawan Palace, the one-time residence of the former royal family of Jodhpur, when she slipped in the bath, DNA India reported. The former first lady was taken to the private Goyal Hospital at around 5am Wednesday. |
Posted by:Raj |
#21 Hmm. That can't be right. Would be if they grounded her. |
Posted by: gorb 2018-03-16 22:55 |
#20 So, no more handjobs for staff, eh? |
Posted by: Skidmark 2018-03-16 21:33 |
#19 |
Posted by: Anomalous Sources 2018-03-16 20:46 |
#18 Too much hanging out with the cremaster muscle. This whole thread has seared, ah say SEARED into my memory. Thanks a lot folks. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2018-03-16 19:50 |
#17 Dennis Miller said she broke it patting herself on the back too hard. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2018-03-16 19:25 |
#16 "Help, I've fallen and they're going to prop me up." |
Posted by: ed in texas 2018-03-16 18:59 |
#15 Snark o’the Day to this entire thread. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2018-03-16 18:27 |
#14 Re. #9: Dammit Frank, I must be getting old; took me 3 reads to get your humor. but why would YOU diss the cows like that???? |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2018-03-16 18:10 |
#13 taken to the private Goyal Hospital Hmm. That can't be right. |
Posted by: Slerelet Stalin5955 2018-03-16 16:42 |
#12 When hillary laughs, my cremaster muscle spasms... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-03-16 16:36 |
#11 When cows laugh, does milk shoot out their nose? |
Posted by: SteveS 2018-03-16 16:23 |
#10 Dammit Frank..don't get funny when I'm trying to drink a Coke. You know how much it hurts when you blow it out your nose! |
Posted by: Warthog 2018-03-16 15:44 |
#9 Sorry USN. Ret, cows are revered there |
Posted by: Frank G 2018-03-16 15:03 |
#8 4A.M.? Why can't she just decide to take leisurely and stealthy stroll through some random upizlla and then when the drunken stupor sets in, forgets where she is and begin beating on doors, trying to find a way in. Surely some concerned spidey-sense-equipped individual would aletrt the RAB to investi- (bangety-bangety-bang)gate...... |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2018-03-16 14:56 |
#7 what kind of bourbon Her ego would suggest Heaven Hill. Her taste suggests Ten High... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-03-16 14:45 |
#6 3dc, you are EVIL! I didn't need to read that. Anyway, my input is asking what kind of bourbon was in the tub? |
Posted by: Sholung Mussolini1023 2018-03-16 14:41 |
#5 so now somebody has to wipe her butt for her? |
Posted by: 3dc 2018-03-16 14:31 |
#4 Loren Visser on broken arms... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_NuqIXhtA |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-03-16 14:17 |
#3 The short answer is yes. The natural instinct is to save the drink at the expense of the fall. The expert, however, is ambidextrous. Furthermore, the professional is simultaneous in skill. Seeing how she is on 'official duty' and in the bathtub at 4 am, she was likely still trying to sober up when she reached for the bottle for a second glass of wine she lost traction and saved the bottle at the expense of her default pouring limb. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2018-03-16 13:35 |
#2 I am trying very hard to keep that visual image out of my brain. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2018-03-16 13:34 |
#1 Oh dear. I hope it wasn't her drinking arm. |
Posted by: SteveS 2018-03-16 11:13 |