...a kingdom taking up the bulk of the Arabian peninsula. Its primary economic activity involves exporting oil and soaking Islamic rubes on the annual hajj pilgrimage. The country supports a large number of princes in whatcha might call princely splendor. When the oil runs out the rest of the world is going to kick sand in the Soddy national face...
’s King Salman
...either the largest species of Pacific salmon or the current Sheikh of the Burnin' Sands, Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques and Lord of Most of the Arabians....Bin Abdel-Aziz announced on Sunday that the kingdom will be donating $150 million to the Jerusalem Religious Endowments fund, as well as $50 million to the United Nations
...a lucrative dumping ground for the relatives of dictators and party hacks...
Relief and Works Agency for Paleostine Refugees (UNRWA).
King Salman also announced that the ongoing Arab summit which is hosted in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, will be named the ’Jerusalem Summit.’