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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Lane Hermsmeyer's Santa Rosa beer run ends badly
2018-04-22
SANTA ROSA, Ca. (CBS12) ‐ Old Glory and Coors Beer. Fashion and beverage of choice respectively for a 46-year-old homeless man in California who is accused of stealing a beer truck.

According to Santa Rosa Police, a beer delivery driver pulled up to the MD Liquor store to make a delivery on Thursday morning.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  Except beer is a noted diuretic.

That is why once you start drinking, you're not supposed to stop.
Posted by: SteveS   2018-04-22 21:11  

#4  Except beer is a noted diuretic.
Posted by: KBK   2018-04-22 20:23  

#3  When a drought happens, a man has to stay hydrated somehow!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2018-04-22 09:44  

#2  Authorities had no problem finding the truck. It had a GPS locator.

Note to self: Don't steal a beer truck with GPS locators. American flag shorts are pretty cool though. Maybe after getting out of jail the homeless guy could get some entrepreneur interested in American flag shorts.
Posted by: JohnQC   2018-04-22 09:42  

#1  The most 'Murica story I have ever seen.
Posted by: DarthVader   2018-04-22 09:22  

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