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Oregonian confesses to using bucket to conduct improper relations with Ellie
2018-04-30
[NY Post] A "homeless-looking" man in Oregon has confessed to sexually assaulting a horse after its owner found the animal "tied up in an unusual way" inside its stable, police and court documents say.

Kenneth Lijah Duyck, 20, is in Washington County Jail Thursday on suspicion of sexual assault of an animal and second-degree burglary stemming from the incident last week on a rural property in Hillsboro.

Duyck broke into the stable and went after a black mare named Ellie, The Oregonian reported, citing court records and police statements.

The owner of the property later discovered a bucket overturned, and in a call to the Washington County Sheriff’s Office, said the animal was "tied up in an unusual way," FOX12 Oregon reported.
Posted by:Besoeker

#12  Aggravated animal abuse if he was using the horse crop.
Posted by: gorb   2018-04-30 10:29  

#11  And what about the bucket? We all know miscreants are not responsible for their acts, it's the eeeeevil inanimate object's fault. Ban buckets!
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-04-30 09:20  

#10  Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.

Ding! Ding! DING! Not even snarky and still a snark-o-the day front runner, with Trenchancy oak leaf cluster...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-04-30 09:17  

#9  Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-04-30 08:58  

#8  Now, you all are having way too much fun with this one. Take a breath and go look at the dirty politicians articles.
Posted by: Mercutio   2018-04-30 08:18  

#7  Once you go black mare, you never go back.
Posted by: Raj   2018-04-30 06:53  

#6  She never wears her blinders and sleigh bells in the stall. We knew something was amiss.
Posted by: Besoeker   2018-04-30 06:44  

#5  He wouldn't go for the goat, he knew she f*cked dirty foreigners...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-04-30 05:50  

#4  Mr. Duyck has a rather inflated sense of his manhood.
Posted by: Tholurong Jones1532   2018-04-30 04:59  

#3  Now Ellie is a #MeToo member?
Posted by: Ulaigum Ebbineng7056   2018-04-30 03:22  

#2  The funniest thing was he picked the ugliest one!
Posted by: gorb   2018-04-30 02:04  

#1  What’s a farm boy to do?
Posted by: Kofi Hatfield1579   2018-04-30 00:10  

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