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Public service announcement: Please Don't Roast Marshmallows Over the Erupting Hawaii Volcano | |
2018-05-30 | |
[Time] The U.S. Geological Survey took a break from giving serious updates about Hawaii's Kilauea volcanic eruption to confirm that no, you should not roast marshmallows over the scorching hot volcanic vents. The USGS responded to one twitter user who asked, "Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?" "Erm," the USGS replied. "We're going to have to say no, that's not safe. (Please don't try!)" Big government ruins all the fun....
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Posted by:DarthVader |
#7 Had to dig out the old Zappa albums and play Burnt Weenie Sandwich. |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-05-30 19:08 |
#6 If purchased with SNAPI, sure it's alright. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2018-05-30 13:52 |
#5 I wonder how baby back ribs come out? Pigs. Forest Fire. Mmmmmm |
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2018-05-30 09:43 |
#4 I wonder how baby back ribs come out? |
Posted by: Raj 2018-05-30 08:48 |
#3 If you want to know what the bottom of the bell curve looks like, then see who's roasting their wieners over the lava. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2018-05-30 08:45 |
#2 A "Hold My Beer" Public Service announcement. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2018-05-30 08:00 |
#1 Cousin sent an awesome photo of Pele in action this AM taken from his front lawn. About 3 miles away. |
Posted by: 3dc 2018-05-30 02:57 |