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Man who has spent over $80,000 to look like Britney Spears gets bad news
2018-06-07
I'm feeling pretty good about the decisions I've made in my life after reading this.
On Wednesday’s Botched we caught up with Bryan Ray, a fan who has spent over $80,000 to look like pop superstar, Britney Spears. Ray started with veneers at the age of 17, and moved on to things like fillers and Botox, laser hair removal, chemical peels and plastic surgery. After getting his nose done once, Ray did not get the results he was hoping for."After the swelling and everything went down, I just wasn't satisfied with the complete result," Ray said. "The bridge of it is much wider than what Britney has right now."Ray’s efforts to look like Britney earned him some national attention in early 2017, and he decided to plan an upcoming tour to cash in on the fame. So he went to see Dr. Paul Nassif and Dr. Terry Dubrow to try and get his nose to a more Britney-like place before hitting the road.Unfortunately, Ray got some bad news when Dr. Nassif informed him that another surgery on his nose would cause it to collapse in at the bottom. A disappointed Ray opted out of the surgery, and thanked the good doctor with his take on a signature Britney dance move that is sure to make those years of medical school totally worth it.
Posted by:gorb

#2  I seen dis movie. He kills her and wears her as a skinsuit. Lambs were screaming and there was lotion in a basket and shit.
Posted by: Frank G   2018-06-07 19:07  

#1  Ah'm embareassed that you had to watch that gorb.
Posted by: Skidmark   2018-06-07 17:26  

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