P.Trump and his keeper.
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| Trump Derangement Syndrome Is Physically Wrecking Liberals |
| 2018-07-29 |
| My god - look at all the problems Trump is inflicting on the moonbat community - HE MUST BE STOPPED, NOW!! [Boston Herald / Howie Carr] ... I just stumbled across a Twitter thread in which assorted moonbats are commiserating with one another over the assorted epidemics that have apparently devastated the non-working classes since Nov. 8, 2016. It’s amazing there’s anyone even left alive to cash their trust-fund checks in places like Nantucket and Northampton, the plague is so pervasive. Perhaps you’ve heard of the "freshman 15" ‐ the fact that kids going off to college often put on weight. Now I read that physicians have isolated a new outbreak of obesity. A woman named Catherine tweeted, "My doctor said, ’Oh, I see you’ve gained the Trump 20." In other words, across the land, menopausal women in pink hats are having this conversation with their spouses: "Honey, does this president make my rear end look fat?" Another woman, K-Town, claimed on the same thread that she has shattered four dental fillings since the election. You know, grinding her teeth in rage. Alcoholism is likewise ravaging the Social Justice Warriors. Alisha tweeted about this conversation with her physician. "Dr: ’Huh, your sugars are high.’ Me: ’Um, could it be the 1.5 bottles of wine I drink daily since Nov. ’16?’ " Barbara Bly: "I had to talk about sadness with my doctor and now take an anti-anxiety pill every day. It’s better than drinking myself stupid every night." Madison: "I regularly lie on my OBGYN’s depression questionnaire. Like, no I can’t sleep and I’m sad all the time but I know the cause and there’s nothing you can do unless you’ve got a time machine Dr. Reynard...." Neil Scovell: "Last night, I was exhausted but while I was trying to sleep, all I could think about is how Trump would launch a nuclear attack just as a distraction. So much for sleeping." TechGirl: "When the doctor asked if I’m anxious, I said, ’No, except for watching the President threaten nuclear war on Twitter.’ " Megan: "My therapist says the same thing! She said it’s worse than 9/11 with most of her patients." Read on for tales of pain & suffering... |
| Posted by:Raj |
| #15 No one who is allowed to go about without a keeper could possibly believe that. P.Trump and his keeper. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2018-07-29 16:01 |
| #14 #13 - "If your Schadenboner lasts more than 4 years...tell a Dem" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2018-07-29 14:57 |
| #13 Do we have Trump Ecstasy Syndrome? |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2018-07-29 14:35 |
| #12 To hear the lamentations of their women and children |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2018-07-29 14:32 |
| #11 I don't see it wrecking Mueller, or Comey, or all these MSM scrotes. |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2018-07-29 14:27 |
| #10 No one who is allowed to go about without a keeper could possibly believe that. I need to make a clever graphic to post on FB. I would use it many times a day. |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2018-07-29 13:46 |
| #9 your tears of unfathomable sadness are delicious |
| Posted by: Frank G 2018-07-29 13:19 |
| #8 Buy your delicious liberal tears here... |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2018-07-29 12:43 |
| #7 *taps schadenfreude meter* Yup. Still reading "ofscale high". |
| Posted by: PBMcL 2018-07-29 12:06 |
| #6 K-Town,, that would be Ketchum Idaho. bastion of hysterical liberals, and "Jawn" Kerry the famous veteran. |
| Posted by: 746 2018-07-29 12:02 |
| #5 TDS is wrecking liberals? Downside? |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2018-07-29 12:01 |
| #4 Good times, good times. |
| Posted by: Matt 2018-07-29 11:24 |
| #3 Neil Scovell: "Last night, I was exhausted but while I was trying to sleep, all I could think about is how Trump would launch a nuclear attack just as a distraction. So much for sleeping." Dear Neil - may I call you Neil? Thank you so much. How best shall I put this? Ah, got just the thing. A very wise man named Edward Burke, when once faced with similar nonsense-on-stilts, replied, "No one who is allowed to go about without a keeper could possibly believe that." Neil, you're the f&@%ing problem, not the President. If you truly and earnestly believe that, why haven't you left? Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2018-07-29 11:23 |
| #2 Barbara Bly: "I had to talk about sadness with my doctor and now take an anti-anxiety pill every day. It’s better than drinking myself stupid every night." It's not the alcohol. You started with a low baseline |
| Posted by: Frank G 2018-07-29 10:35 |
| #1 Stop watching liberal cable news, it fills your head with lies that lead to anxiety in your heart. |
| Posted by: ruprecht 2018-07-29 10:32 |