[FOXNEWS] A man in St. Lucie County, Fla. , was arrested after he allegedly gave his girlfriend a “wet willy” while he was belligerent, an affidavit says.One of us present has no idea what a "wet willy" might be.
A local sheriff’s deputy was called to the home of 47-year-old Joseph Sireci in mid-August. The man’s girlfriend claimed that she found Sireci drunk on the living room floor after she returned home from work.
"A-yup.I come home, an' there he wuz!"
According to an affidavit reviewed by the Treasure Coast Newspapers, Sireci went with his girlfriend, who has not been identified, and her daughter to a different person’s
"Long as he wuz there we brung him with us."
There, Sireci “continued to drink and be belligerent,” according to the affidavit.
"Thet's kinda what he duz..."
Then, on the way home, Sireci allegedly grabbed his girlfriend’s hand, pulled her arm and “continued by giving her a ‘wet willy’ sticking his finger in her ear,” the affidavit says, according to the newspaper.
"And he hollered 'Stick it in the ear, dear!' an' that's whut he dun! Right in front of my, an' possibly his, own daughter!
According to inmate records, Sireci was arrested on a battery charge. He declined to give a written statement, but said he wasn't drunk.
"No, sir! I wuz cold sober when I stick my finger in her ear right in front of her and possibly our daughter!"