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Woman farts in store, pulls knife on offended customer
2018-11-30
[NYPOST] He smelled it ‐ and she dealt with it.

A Florida woman who passed gas in a convenience store pulled a knife and threatened to "gut" a man who complained about it, police said.

Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Police placed in durance vile
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
her on Sunday and booked her at a detention facility in Pompano Beach, where her bail was set at $2,500.

Police say the alleged colon culprit threatened the customer, John Walker, when he complained about her flatulence while standing in line together at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach, according to an affidavit obtained by the Miami Herald.

Walker got into a verbal argument with Wilson "in reference to the defendant farting loudly," the arrest report states.

Wilson reportedly took a knife out of her purse and threatened to "gut" the man. She held the knife in her right hand and motioned in a way that looked like she was going to stab him, police said.

Posted by:Fred

#12  He got lucky that she didn't use a lighter.
Posted by: European Conservative   2018-11-30 20:37  

#11  Keith Ellison is looking younger these days.
Posted by: Woodrow   2018-11-30 18:41  

#10  Doesn't the tear tattoo mean you killed someone in prison?

Sometimes it just means your sweetie is doing time. But who knows nowadays.
Posted by: SteveS   2018-11-30 18:18  

#9  should be two counts of assault; not just one.
Posted by: airandee   2018-11-30 15:08  

#8  Woman?!?

Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2018-11-30 13:53  

#7  Shanetta sharted?
Posted by: Frank G   2018-11-30 10:18  

#6  Florida Woman is pulling neck and neck with Florida Man in the stretch.
Posted by: Cesare   2018-11-30 10:12  

#5  Was hoping for a picture at the link, not surprised or disappointed. Just one question: Doesn't the tear tattoo mean you killed someone in prison? I guess it's another degraded trademark at this point...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-11-30 08:19  

#4  She cut the cheese...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2018-11-30 08:16  

#3  Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill.

Would that be the fart or the knife?
Posted by: Raj   2018-11-30 07:31  

#2  Wouldn't try that where concealed carry is authorized. Be the ultimate bringing a knife....
Posted by: Procopius2k   2018-11-30 06:26  

#1  classy!
Posted by: chris   2018-11-30 04:33  

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