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Woman farts in store, pulls knife on offended customer |
2018-11-30 |
[NYPOST] He smelled it ‐ and she dealt with it. A Florida woman who passed gas in a convenience store pulled a knife and threatened to "gut" a man who complained about it, police said. Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Police placed in durance vile Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw! her on Sunday and booked her at a detention facility in Pompano Beach, where her bail was set at $2,500. Police say the alleged colon culprit threatened the customer, John Walker, when he complained about her flatulence while standing in line together at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach, according to an affidavit obtained by the Miami Herald. Walker got into a verbal argument with Wilson "in reference to the defendant farting loudly," the arrest report states. Wilson reportedly took a knife out of her purse and threatened to "gut" the man. She held the knife in her right hand and motioned in a way that looked like she was going to stab him, police said. |
Posted by:Fred |
#12 He got lucky that she didn't use a lighter. |
Posted by: European Conservative 2018-11-30 20:37 |
#11 Keith Ellison is looking younger these days. |
Posted by: Woodrow 2018-11-30 18:41 |
#10 Doesn't the tear tattoo mean you killed someone in prison? Sometimes it just means your sweetie is doing time. But who knows nowadays. |
Posted by: SteveS 2018-11-30 18:18 |
#9 should be two counts of assault; not just one. |
Posted by: airandee 2018-11-30 15:08 |
#8 Woman?!? |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2018-11-30 13:53 |
#7 Shanetta sharted? |
Posted by: Frank G 2018-11-30 10:18 |
#6 Florida Woman is pulling neck and neck with Florida Man in the stretch. |
Posted by: Cesare 2018-11-30 10:12 |
#5 Was hoping for a picture at the link, not surprised or disappointed. Just one question: Doesn't the tear tattoo mean you killed someone in prison? I guess it's another degraded trademark at this point... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-11-30 08:19 |
#4 She cut the cheese... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2018-11-30 08:16 |
#3 Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Would that be the fart or the knife? |
Posted by: Raj 2018-11-30 07:31 |
#2 Wouldn't try that where concealed carry is authorized. Be the ultimate bringing a knife.... |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2018-11-30 06:26 |
#1 classy! |
Posted by: chris 2018-11-30 04:33 |