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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| The Twelve Days of Leave |
| 2018-12-25 |
| [DuffelBlog] On the first day of leave, my dependa gave to me, A preheated MRE. On the second day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Two safety briefs, and a preheated MRE. On the third day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the fourth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Four babies crying, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the fifth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the sixth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the seventh day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the eighth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Eight sergeants screaming, seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the ninth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Nine majors talking, eight sergeants screaming, seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the tenth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Ten helos crashing, nine majors talking, eight sergeants screaming, seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the eleventh day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Eleven civilians sleeping, ten helos crashing, nine majors talking, eight sergeants screaming, seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. On the twelfth day of leave, my dependa gave to me, Twelve drones-a-droning, eleven civilians sleeping, ten helos crashing, nine majors talking, eight sergeants screaming, seven trucks a-breaking, six machine guns jamming, five NJPs, four crying babies, three car payments, two safety briefs and a preheated MRE. |
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