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| Ten reasons to immigrate to Iran |
| 2019-01-17 |
| [American Thinker] Iranian officials and the Islamic Republic's propaganda machine usually complain that Western media do not report the realities of Iran under the IRI. To cover this guilt, the Western media send a correspondent to Iran, and he tries to find positive things to say about the country. What is missing here is a lot of interesting aspects of Iran under the mullahs. Some of these aspects are so fantastic that they may encourage Westerners to move to the country. Here you have ten reasons to move to Iran under the Islamist rule: 1. If you are a child-molester and want to have four permanent nine- to fifteen-year-old wives and unlimited non-permanent wives (more than nine years old), you should immigrate to Iran. All these relationships are legal and cheap in the country. You can even informally purchase a girl for some thousand dollars in some deprived provinces. Not even in Saudi Arabia can you do child marriage anymore, but it is free in Iran. Lovers of child marriage have an oasis there. 2. If you hate paying taxes and you work in the private sector, Iran is your heaven. You can be a physician and make a fortune, not paying a penny to IRS. You can do it in Iran by receiving cash from your patients. 3. If you want to get super-rich (more than 100 million dollars), it is very easy: register yourself in the Basiji militia in high school and college. Then work for the IRGC security branch and be courageous in persecuting, torturing, and killing dissidents. In ten years, you will have riches no one can imagine even in developed and capitalist societies. The government will sell you government-owned companies for one tenth of the normal price and give you low-interest loans to do the transaction. 4. If you are looking for a young and cheap prostitute, Iran is your destination. The age of prostitution has decreased to 13 in recent years, and you can procure basic "services" for two dollars. |
| Posted by:Besoeker |
| #2 1 Hollywood 2 dubious tax breaks for businesses, especially sports 3 Musk 4 Undocumented work for undocumented addicts. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2019-01-17 12:11 |
| #1 Not to be a party-pooper, but it looks like we have a lot of those 'benefits' right here in the good ol' USA. |
| Posted by: Bobby 2019-01-17 09:59 |