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Arkansas man, 18, admits trying to steal a commercial jet so he could go to a rap concert in Chicago, despite having no pilot training and admitting he thought he'd 'only need to pull some levers and push some buttons'
2019-01-29
[Mail] An 18-year-old Arkansas man has pleaded guilty to attempting to steal a commercial jet that he wanted to fly to a rap concert in Chicago on the Fourth of July.

Zemarcuis Scott was sentenced to five years of felony probation after he tried to steal an American Eagle twin-engine jet to see the rapper Famous Dex on July 4, 2018.

Scott told police at the time that while he had no pilot training, the teen believed he would only need to pull some levers and push some buttons to operate the 44-seat plane.

The teen pleaded guilty on Thursday to attempted theft of property and commercial burglary.
Posted by:Besoeker

#11  Well, this MS-Flight Simulator add-on is available, and, with some time and a bit o' luck, Zemarcuis may have made it off the rwy.

To Chicago not so much.
Posted by: Anomalous Sources   2019-01-29 19:46  

#10  #3 Dindu nuffin.

Was turnin things around.

Fell in with a bad crowd.

Where da reparations at?
Posted by: charger   2019-01-29 16:34  

#9  And WRT the story above, I thought the cargo cultists stayed on the ground and waited for the planes to come...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-01-29 10:47  

#8  Hey. I'm "Florida Man" for a year now. And I'm doin the best I can...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2019-01-29 10:46  

#7  "Arkansas man"?
You sure that shouldn't be "Florida man"? Sure sounds like it.
Posted by: Nero Snore4050   2019-01-29 08:55  

#6  Not exactly like driving a car. Qualifies for "Idiot of the Day" or Darwin Award.
Posted by: JohnQC   2019-01-29 08:46  

#5  If I were to plan on stealing a jet, I'd at least spend time on the old Microsoft flight simulator.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia    2019-01-29 08:41  

#4  Dude! Where is the Xbox controller?
Posted by: Hupeang Flomort4839   2019-01-29 06:59  

#3  >Zemarcuis Scott

I'm guessing that he's
1) black
2) fatherless
3) on benefits his entire life
4) so has his "mother"
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2019-01-29 05:56  

#2  Or make having a functional brain a requirement.
Posted by: gorb   2019-01-29 01:22  

#1  "I've played video games. How hard can it be?"

We really do need to raise the voting age back up to 21. Or so.
Posted by: SteveS   2019-01-29 00:48  

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